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    Paleolithic: Too dumb to farm.

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    Iconoclastic: The word most often used to describe an “iconoclast”, a person with minimal respect for the idols represented in the graven images of others feeling that even as works of art they should be destroyed sacrificing revenue from the filthy tourist industry that such heathenish objects could be made to generate if they had the brains to market them properly, because, frankly, they don’t want the tourists with their cameras, cell phones, shorts and bikinis becoming objects of envy for wives and temptation for husbands any more than they want the icons.

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    No Brainer: What the nerd in your class who always ruins the grade curve calls the most torturous exam you ever sat through

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    Study: An alternative to uneducated guessing.

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    Life: The ledge between the tiger and the rocks.

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    Placid: A lake in New York that rhymes with flaccid.

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    Technology: Making nature behave better after we think we have found out what makes her tick.

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    A small cherub who turns people into snooker fans by shooting arrows at them.

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    Gargoyle: What a New Yorker calls a female gar.

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    A box full of raw cacao beans.

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    Antimacassar: Consort to Uncle Macassar

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    Jellyfish: Consistency of the spine of the average man who knows everything

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    Wishbone: A forked bone used in pulling contests originally belonging to a bird whose wish was not granted.

    Economy:

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    Quote Originally Posted by YesNo View Post
    Wishbone: A forked bone used in pulling contests originally belonging to a bird whose wish was not granted.
    Heh heh. Good one.

    Economy: What Middle School girls take instead of shop. In married life, however, life the hierarchy of "shop" and "economy"" becomes reversed.

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    Armadillo: Possum on the half shell

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