Pam wakes up in the morning, drinks his smoothie, and then literally spends all day telling people about it.
Pam wakes up in the morning, drinks his smoothie, and then literally spends all day telling people about it.
PAM has a pretty extensive collection of potatos that look like Lord of the Rings characters.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam had a supporting role in ToyStory.
^bah-hahahahaOriginally Posted by papayahed
Pam's breath reeks of elderberry wine and corn chips.
Uhhhh...
Pam goes fracking at weekends.
Pam has a permanent mis-communication with the weather - whenever it rains, he wears shorts, and whenever he has an umbrella, the sun shines.
PAM has nightmares of being ripped apart and eaten alive by Fox News journalists.
PAM finds Fox News intellectually stimulating.
Uhhhh...
Eh. I have to change that one, it's not really creative.
Ok, I can't really think of anything clever right now, so this one's just pretty much a no-go.
Last edited by NikolaiI; 01-14-2015 at 01:19 AM.
Pam should realise that this behaviour does not constitute "miscommunication" but rather the response of advanced intelligence in the application of lateral thinking. When it rains, one's trousers become wet and retain water. The cloth takes time to dry, and the process of evaporation causes a drop in temperature, leading to hypothermia. Shorts have less cloth and consequently retain less water. Therefore they dry much more quickly and without lowering the body's core temperature to dangerous levels. The use of an umbrella in sunshine is also perfectly logical, as it provides shade, thus preventing exposure to dangerous UV and the concomitant risk of skin cancer.
Pam is confined to a no-go area. Pam should beware the ravages of wild cabbages.
Very true
Pam has a penchant for breaking out into "Cluck Old Hen" at the most unusual of times. . . specifically, each and every time he buys his eggs at the market.
I also drink Old Speckled Hen
Pam worships cats and is allergic to Quentin Tarantino.
At a Stop Sign, Pam comes to a complete stop, looks both directions, and only then proceeds forward at a safe and conservative speed.
Uhhhh...
Burn!
PAM has on mismatched socks.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam wears a burka whilst driving, and when pulled over for a moving traffic violation, screams, "Diplomatic Immunity!" at the policeman trying to give her a citation.
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