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    Pam recycles old insults! Pam should be more creatively abusive

    Pam is infested with the fleas of a thousand camels!

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    True; buckets don't hold tunes very well. I can sing all right though, and I play a number of instruments, which a girl who plays the spoons in a bluegrass band would probably appreciate: namely, guitar, mandolin and banjo

    Pam collects stray men and imprisons them in her cellar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkman View Post

    Pam collects stray men and imprisons them in her cellar.
    Hey, I thought we were posting only imaginary scenarios!

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    Ha, ha, ha! Now that's more like it!

    Pam undermines the fabric of society with subversive tweets!

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    Pam has a slave who chews her food for her.

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    So? A lot of people don't have the energy to chew.

    PAM only eats blue food.
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    PAM has a farm that produces blue food crops (it's illegal)

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    What's wrong with blue food?

    Pam is colour prejudiced.

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    PAM eats Chiclets.
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    Pam masticates moody moles..

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    Pam commits crime on weekends, whilst disguised as a plelican.

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