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    PAM makes me save the ear wax from said precocious children because it's the secret ingredient in his homemade jams.
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    Only for export!

    It has been brought to our attention that Pam's tomato patch is fertilised with the inhumed remains of her dinner guests who succumbed to arsenical poisoning.

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    PAM was born with a tail.
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    Pam has St. Vitas Dance

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    PAM discards the peanuts and eats the shells.
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    PAM sometimes pushes the elevator button more than once, even when it's lit - for good measure.

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    PAM eats the icing and leaves the cake.
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    The person above me frequently quotes Yoda in daily conversation, saying things like, "in a situation like this Yoda would probably have blah blahed - god I miss him so."
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    Pam is a tax exile and subsists on a diet of piña coladas.

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    PAM wears a robot costume he made out of soup cans on the weekends.
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    Pam goes to work in a Zeppelin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkman View Post
    Pam goes to work in a Zeppelin
    Everybody should do it, it's very relaxing.

    PAM refuses to speak anything but Klingon.
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    pagh lup PAM yuQmey ghor!

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    What is broken??

    PAM buys used socks.
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    PAM collects the stones of the olives she consumes (a pound a day, usually).
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