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    Smile Please Complete: If life was a....

    This is supposed a fun outline of all the things life could be. So why not come and have a go if you can spare a smile.
    More then one go applies.

    If life was a book I would read it ouloud then forget it.
    Last edited by cacian; 09-26-2012 at 03:47 AM.
    it may never try
    but when it does it sigh
    it is just that
    good
    it fly

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    If life was a machine that gives you lemons, I would make lemonade.

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    If life was a football, I'd be Charlie Brown.
    You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi

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    If life was a jar of olives, I'd be stoned
    ay up

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    If life were a message board, I'd be just another thread started by cacian.
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    LOL Anton your sense of humour is double entente.

    If life was to speak the truth and only the truth the lawyer would lose his job.
    it may never try
    but when it does it sigh
    it is just that
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    it fly

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    If life wasn't a *****, there would still be *****es.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anton Hermes View Post
    If life were a message board, I'd be just another thread started by cacian.
    You're not bad, Anton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cacian View Post
    LOL Anton your sense of humour is double entente.
    What happened Anton, did you lose Russia?
    I wrote a poem on a leaf and it blew away...

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    Thank you for posting cacian.
    If life were a life then I would be living the life.
    But does living life mean what we think it means?
    Does it perhaps involve what you may think of as "one man's trash, another's treasure"?
    Or to put it another way, does living mean rational faculties are suspended for one person (your own) gain?

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    If life were bread and butter, there's no doubt how I'd land.
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    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volya View Post
    If life wasn't a *****, there would still be *****es.
    Hi Volya.
    I can't read those stars.
    The last one especially sorry

    If life was a bucket of sweets I will have one for breakfast everyday
    it may never try
    but when it does it sigh
    it is just that
    good
    it fly

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    If life were Litnet it would be a he!! of a lot easier -Most of the time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Darnay View Post
    What happened Anton, did you lose Russia?


    I tried to marshal my resources, but I could only Marshal Tito.
    Nothingness - A dark comedy about delusion, bad weather, and a 21st century witch hunt.

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    cacian: the first rhymes with 'itch' and the second rhymes with 'itches'

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