An interview with JerryBaldy:
*Why are we doing this interview thing?*
You must be a woman. Would you care to dance?
*So, how old are you?*
47. I like to think that one day I will wish I was 47 again.
*If you had a personal theme song what would it be?*
I am Goodbye’ by Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy
*Are you male or female? *
Male
*If you owned the site, what would you change?*
Remove my infraction points
*What was the inspiration for your LitNet username? And if you could change it today, what would you pick?*
I am called Jerry and I am bald. I would change it to HairyJerry.
*Which countries have you visited?*
Places in Europe where it rains less.
*Which languages do you speak?*
English, Australian, Canadian, some American.
*If you could live somewhere different, where would it be and why?*
The isle of lesbos. Just in case.
*Have you heard the news today, oh boy?*
Best Beatles song ever.
*Do you have any pets?*
I have a vast microbe collection.
*What makes you happy?*
Snowfall, sunshine, barbecues, children, family, trains, music, being in love, hot buttered toast, movies, red wine, sex, books, Christmas, a full english breakfast (no tomato), friendship, real ale, a smoke filled pub (now just a memory), being in good health, laughing uncontrollably, massage (as of today), the sea, thunderstorms, shaking hands, kissing, hugging, a bath, swimming, waking on a weekend and thinking it’s a weekday and then remembering it’s the weekend, writing poetry, being a father, fairgrounds, George Bailey in ‘It’s a wonderful life’, singing, dancing, piers, penny arcades, love, love, love.
*Do you take yourself too seriously, or not seriously enough?*
The latter
*Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God/atheism? *
No. I cannot shake the fear of God.
*Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?*
Yul Bryner
*Who is your favourite Beatle?*
John
*How do you like your coffee? *
In the form of tea
*Given the option, what animal would you choose to be?*
A mayfly.
*How is your reading year going?*
unstarted
What did you want to be when you grew up?
A chef , a rugby player, a train driver.
*What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?*
I was too riddled with guilt to measure
*What makes you feel great about yourself?*
Any compliment I can briefly beleive
*How did you meet your significant other?*
At work
*What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)*
Divorce and losing houses
*What is the one thing you must do before you die?*
Decid
*If you were to be stuck at a particular time in your life, which one would you choose and why?*
Today is the sum of all that has happened so far
*What method do you cherish above all others, as means to improving your life?*
Love is all we have.
*What one thing would you NEED to have on a deserted island if you didn't have to worry over food and water? *
Music
*What’s the stupidest forum argument you’ve ever had?*
all of them
*What song is in your head at the moment?*
Video games by lana del rey
*Which book are you reading at the moment?*
I am not
*What is your favourite quote?*‘ “We are all a little weird and life is a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” Dr Seuss.
Which comedians or cabaret artists do you like?
Frankie Boyle
*Favorite avatar on the Forum?*
Haunted
What's your favorite sandwich?
I once had a ménage a trois
*What is your answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?*?
For some reason we are not meant to know. That reason may be the answer.
*What is the limit of your credibility?*
Ground level
*Favorite poem?*
Self Pity by D H Lawrence
*First novel you remember reading on your own?*
Probably a famous five book
*Last words you said out loud?*
I love you.
*Last person you hugged/kissed?*
Bex
*What do you do (for a living) to be able to keep your LitNet addiction going? And are you happy with your chosen profession?*
I am a financial consultant and no.
*What would you like to be if you could change your profession?*
A train driver a chef or a rugby player.
*Which one of the seven dwarves are you and why?*
Grumpy. Its my age.
*What is your most outstanding feature?*
If this read when is my most outstanding feature I would say first thing in the morning.
*If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?*
Hair back please.
*Which book do you wish you had written?*
Great Expectations
*What book would you recommend to others of all types and ages as a must read?*
Daemonic by Stephen laws
*What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?*
Watching mystic river. I sat down to watch this and it is on but here I am answering your insistent questions. Are you sure you don’t want to dance?
*Describe your ideal day, please.*
Painless.
*Favorite movie?*
It’s a wonderful life
*Last movie you watched?
Well I would be watching Mystic river…..
*Do you want to buy a banana?*
Are you coming on to me?
*Favorite painting?*
The Mermaid by Howard Pyle
Bowie, yay or nay?
Oh yay
*Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?*
spiderpig
*Something you want to forget but you never can?*
the taste of smoke
*If you could send one thing to the Room 101, one would that be?*
religion
*Are you mostly happy with life or are you still in pursuit?*
I am happy to be alive
*Tell us something scandalous about yourself.*
Refer to favourite sandwich
*How long did it take you to answer all of these questions?*
Am I done yet?
*Are you currently intoxicated?*
No but I have plans
*One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?*
let your heart rule and ride the consequences
*What question would you like to ask to the person to be interview after you?*
What was the best day of your life?
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Happy birthday, Jerry! 
