Well, I feel that despite my newness I should register my objections to some of these frankly ridiculous demands. Surely you cannot be serious?
How can I possibly condense my rambling thoughts into only 1000 words each day?? By 10pm?? Bah, how is one supposed to get feedback before one retires for the evening?
A 20000 word dissertation - what, do you only want a brief synopsis of the text and my musings?
And 15 working days to inform me of the outcome? I fear, given that I can't remember what I have had for breakfast, that I may not be able to actually appreciate the criticism of the committee!
Please do not hesitate to contact me should you require my thoughts on how this matter should progress.
