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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Now paul, I know you're a little worried about the procedures of prostate cancer screening, so here's a short film that may help with any issues you may have.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...ries_10_Broke/
    Excellent. I bet they use it as a training video when the cuts begin to bite.

    That line:

    "I've got an a*se like a screaming skull.

    Is brilliant.

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    Just seen England lose. Bah. You were right about the French Atheist. Perhaps we should get you a line to Martin Johnson - or the next coach if he gets the boot.

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    I know you will not see or hear much about it beyond the M62 corridor, but try and watch the Rugby League Grand Final if you can. It was quite good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Now paul, I know you're a little worried about the procedures of prostate cancer screening, so here's a short film that may help with any issues you may have.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...ries_10_Broke/
    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Excellent. I bet they use it as a training video when the cuts begin to bite.

    That line:

    "I've got an a*se like a screaming skull.

    Is brilliant.
    The BBC signal fell short of Texas, so I looked up A*se like a screaming skull and found this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXBVkYB2Kio

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    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    The BBC signal fell short of Texas, so I looked up A*se like a screaming skull and found this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXBVkYB2Kio

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    I saw that film when I was a lad. I laughed at the insurance policy to cover anyone who died of fright. Brilliant.

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    I know you will not see or hear much about it beyond the M62 corridor, but try and watch the Rugby League Grand Final if you can. It was quite good.
    What a try from Rob Burrow. Fantastic. I'm glad Leeds won. St Helens were always our big rivals when I was playing, and I had mates who played for Leeds.

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    The perfect remedy for prostrate problems and those nightmares about nasty Scotsmen :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LdVbOlkMlU

    Anyone for a dip the waters fine ?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011...martin-johnson
    " There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    The perfect remedy for prostrate problems and those nightmares about nasty Scotsmen :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LdVbOlkMlU

    Anyone for a dip the waters fine ?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011...martin-johnson
    Only one slice?

    The article says he has been disciplined internally. I wonder what they stuck where?

    Oh well. They won the - Most fun team=cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    No, mate. I haven't been talking to anyone.

    All five of us went to the Dr on Tuesday, we are all crook, but I think we're recovering.

    There is a viral tracheitis going around and it is not your friend.

    You should be fine up there where it's too cold for them.




    I hope all is well with you and your family and that the viral tracheitis has run its course. Dont worry about us as our cold climate kills most viruses stone dead, unfortunately it has the same effect on our people. I have prepared Mrs Jocky for the coming winter by hiding her hat, gloves and ear warmers.

    Paul
    " There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    The perfect remedy for prostrate problems and those nightmares about nasty Scotsmen :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LdVbOlkMlU
    Another brilliant entry Jocky.

    My Texas Rangers took care of business tonight with a grand slam in the 11th.
    This could be the year fellas.

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    I hope Athiest hasn't been paddling in the Bay of Plenty and become oil -logged.

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    By all accounts it appears the Captain of the Rena is about to be transferred to a new post much more commensurate to his maritime abilities. Henceforth he is to be known as 42, serves the hapless git right.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXh1tW16V-8

    Old Beefheart knew the feeling well, he should have stuck to selling hoovers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21voUGVzym4
    Last edited by jocky; 10-11-2011 at 07:54 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    I hope all is well with you and your family and that the viral tracheitis has run its course. Dont worry about us as our cold climate kills most viruses stone dead, unfortunately it has the same effect on our people. I have prepared Mrs Jocky for the coming winter by hiding her hat, gloves and ear warmers.

    Paul



    Before you do anything rash Jocky make a careful assessment of her worth in thermal units. Mrs P was at her mothers last night, and I was bloody freezing . Can you afford to run the central heating all night?

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    It's still unseasonably warm down here, though it was chillier out this morning with the dog.

    I'm expecting a cold shock any day, and I've just noticed the seagulls on the green, which haven't been there for quite a while.

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    Seagulls in Coventry? What next - albatrosses in Nottingham?

    For those who might not know where Coventry is...




    What you will notice is a total absence of what Fozzie Bear refers to as 'the big wet blue thing'.
    Last edited by MarkBastable; 10-14-2011 at 04:32 AM.

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    Is that old Brummie weather-lore?


    When gulls do croi above the green,
    A frost will next be seen.

    When they return unto the cowst,
    Cast your clout or yow will rowst.



    Have you noticed that there are some sounds that can't be written down using the English alphabet?
    Last edited by prendrelemick; 10-14-2011 at 05:45 AM.

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