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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    That oddly explains why even the links you post in the classical music thread do not have any sound.
    To the best of my knowledge they all have sound.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Don't sit next to two women anywhere except when it's unavoidable:jibber jabber being their raison d'etre. Unfortunately, it's not even possible to avoid senseless chatter from them even at a distance these days. Every few weeks I get my ear bent from one of them in New York and a couple of days ago another telephoned with the wonderful news that she can now get a cheap rate form the Swiss telephone service and will be calling me once a month henceforth. Don't you just love modern technology ?
    Oh dear. I hate it when the phone rings no matter who is on the other end.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Of course! Women are to be seen; not to be heard!


    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    That oddly explains why even the links you post in the classical music thread do not have any sound.
    Try the volume button.
    tip #10. If you get a headache, hammer your big toe.

    Tip 9,046.285 - Join Twitter and follow famous interesting people (like me)
    Tip 216 - Follow correct procedure.


    Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    To the best of my knowledge they all have sound.
    It was a joke, Emil.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post


    Try the volume button.
    What do I do? The + and - signs on it often confuse me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    It was a joke, Emil.

    What do I do? The + and - signs on it often confuse me.
    Well when they are playing a musical instrument as brilliantly as they often do, or singing divinely, I would never complain, but jibber jabber all to often takes precedence.

    I think Neely might detect a slight note of sarcasm.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post

    What do I do? The + and - signs on it often confuse me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    Well when they are playing a musical instrument as brilliantly as they often do, or singing divinely, I would never complain, but jibber jabber all to often takes precedence.

    I think Neely might detect a slight note of sarcasm.
    Yep, reminds me of the brilliant Harry Enfield sketch:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post
    Yep, reminds me of the brilliant Harry Enfield sketch:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w


    But what if there's a woman who really doesn't process information well and really isn't hard core?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vonny View Post
    But what if there's a woman who really doesn't process information well and really isn't hard core?
    Well then, that leads on to the text tip:

    Tip 217 - Women (and sometimes men) know your limits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post
    Well then, that leads on to the text tip:

    Tip 217 - Women (and sometimes men) know your limits.
    But what about Yu-Na Kim? Was that her name? The sky has been the limit, only she needed that coach because she was shy.

    Also, if Yu-Na is gentle on the ice, is that a limitation?
    Last edited by Vonny; 10-10-2011 at 03:55 PM.

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    Tip 217: Don't assume that raising your voice has the same effect as a simultaneous translation of your language into someone else's.

    It is embarassing to be with people who do this.

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    Tip #218 - Don't derail a lighthearted thread.

    As I've had a habit of doing lately, with all of my sincerely deep questioning and thinking, almost like the woman in that "limitations" video. The only difference between her and me is that I don't know all the answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vonny View Post
    Tip #218 - Don't derail a lighthearted thread.

    As I've had a habit of doing lately, with all of my sincerely deep questioning and thinking, almost like the woman in that "limitations" video. The only difference between her and me is that I don't know all the answers.


    None of us know the answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post


    None of us know the answers.
    Oh please ignore me, please forgive me! I don't know why I spontaneously write things here, and they come out different than I mean it. I don't intend to mess up your thread or the forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vonny View Post
    But what about Yu-Na Kim? Was that her name? The sky has been the limit, only she needed that coach because she was shy.

    Also, if Yu-Na is gentle on the ice, is that a limitation?
    No, she needed the coach because he was a former champion skater whose expertise was essential to her development, in exactly the same way that Yuja Wang needed Gary Graffman, a former famous concert pianist, to develop her skills. Orientals know that the best education in a particular sphere is in the West but, when they have learned it, they will eventually use it to overtake the West.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vonny View Post
    Oh please ignore me, please forgive me! I don't know why I spontaneously write things here, and they come out different than I mean it. I don't intend to mess up your thread or the forum.
    Relax, you haven't messed anything up.

    Tip 219 - Don't work with teenagers.

    Jesus, what a day! Headache factory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post
    Yep, reminds me of the brilliant Harry Enfield sketch:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

    Ah, those were the days.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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