Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Paulclem]

That sounds quite good; I only had Southern Comfort once. I wasn't sure, from the taste, whether it was going in or coming out.

It's sweet. I have a sweet tooth hence the pear cider and the toffee apple version.

In truth in the past, when I did drink rather a lot more than I do now, I could get anything down. I never really developed a discerning palate, and I'm probably a vulgar supper.

[The Atheist]

Apart from the ten year old Glemorangie that is reserved for you know who.

It's ok, I'm getting that one broken out tonight!

Ten days ago, we shifted house, and since then, it has been a litany of one disaster after another. Three days without internet or telephone, so I was reduced to leaving my PC at the old house while Telecom tried to figure out why it didn't work, boxes for miles, tripping down the stairs in an unexpected power cut and today, finally starting to see the light.

I think I deserve one.

Or two.

Or three.... so get in quick, jocky!

[jocky]

It's ok, I'm getting that one broken out tonight!

Ten days ago, we shifted house, and since then, it has been a litany of one disaster after another. Three days without internet or telephone, so I was reduced to leaving my PC at the old house while Telecom tried to figure out why it didn't work, boxes for miles, tripping down the stairs in an unexpected power cut and today, finally starting to see the light.

I think I deserve one.

Or two.

Or three.... so get in quick, jocky!

Your need is greater than mine as I am familiar with the stress of moving house. As long as you did not forget to bring Parker all will be well. I hope you and yours enjoy your new home. Slangevar.

I'm not a bloke but I'm having a cold ale. It's Abita Restoration (New Orleans). It's all right.

Is this what you were referring to ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRjl7Bvnkzw

I think I'll set up my table in shed number 2, point the fan so it's blowing up my bloomers

It is your decision Soundo but if you and Paul get together sparks might fly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

Sorry I couldn't help it

[Paulclem]

It is your decision Soundo but if you and Paul get together sparks might fly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

Sorry I couldn't help it

Phew! I'm off for a swill down.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

I think I'll set up my table in shed number 2, point the fan so it's blowing up my bloomers

Ah, well, might have to point a heater at the bloomers then

Paul's fan is pretty strong...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hbHH6Cb4dc&NR=1

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[jocky]

Paul's fan is pretty strong...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hbHH6Cb4dc&NR=1

.

Hey, hold on Gurgle we give you the Beatles and the Stones and the best you can return is Old Grannie Faye, The world is out of joint and thank the stars that it is not my responsibility to put it right.

Now this might not be PC but it is a hoot, either that or I am barred again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBVTjEjyifQ

[prendrelemick]

I think the time has come to check Paul's sheds for a certain missing Libyan dictator.

[The Atheist]

Slangevar.

Cheers!

I think the time has come to check Paul's sheds for a certain missing Libyan dictator.

I think he'd more likely be at the Ritz.

[jocky]

I think the time has come to check Paul's sheds for a certain missing Libyan dictator.

Pointless exercise Mick I saw him in the Curmudgeons last night, he was sitting in the snug with Lord Lucan.

[Paulclem]

I think the time has come to check Paul's sheds for a certain missing Libyan dictator.

He could well have been in the fallut bunker. The mess he's left in there...

[prendrelemick]

Pointless exercise Mick I saw him in the Curmudgeons last night, he was sitting in the snug with Lord Lucan.

Might've known it. That snug clique never stand their round.

[The Atheist]

Just an absolutely glorious spring day here.

About to take the day off and go to the park with the little bloke and the RC helicopter.

[jocky]

Just an absolutely glorious spring day here.

About to take the day off and go to the park with the little bloke and the RC helicopter.

That sounds like a fun day.

I have just had a bit of a nightmare thank goodness it was just a dream:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOiMqm1JgYU



Mrs Jocky and I had a day out watching the puffins, it was a glorious day as we walked on the clifftop path and the strangest thought crossed my mind. One little accidental shove and I could be single again, just in time I remembered, who would wash my socks and butter my scones in the morning ?

Bye the way Atheist, remember and give the wee man a shot of the model helicopter remote.

[soundofmusic]

It's sweet. I have a sweet tooth hence the pear cider and the toffee apple version.

In truth in the past, when I did drink rather a lot more than I do now, I could get anything down. I never really developed a discerning palate, and I'm probably a vulgar supper.

Well, I've only had southern comfort once and it never even made it to my stomach, just about half way down it exploded and came back...

It's ok, I'm getting that one broken out tonight!

Ten days ago, we shifted house, and since then, it has been a litany of one disaster after another. Three days without internet or telephone, so I was reduced to leaving my PC at the old house while Telecom tried to figure out why it didn't work, boxes for miles, tripping down the stairs in an unexpected power cut and today, finally starting to see the light.

I think I deserve one.

Or two.

Or three.... so get in quick, jocky!

Poor man, sounds nightmarish! I think you and Parker should join I and Paul for a party in the shed...mind you, we aren't having any hankypanky, just a booze mixing contest.

Your need is greater than mine as I am familiar with the stress of moving house. As long as you did not forget to bring Parker all will be well. I hope you and yours enjoy your new home. Slangevar.

After moving so many times in my youth, I determined I would stay put from now on. I didn't quite realize that around their 30th year, here in America, the houses start tumbling down.

It is your decision Soundo but if you and Paul get together sparks might fly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

Sorry I couldn't help it

Wow, I have always held that I would respect the wives of my bloke friends and keep my relationships platonic; but I must admit, that block in your video has quite an impressive light source

Phew! I'm off for a swill down.

Haha...

Paul's fan is pretty strong...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hbHH6Cb4dc&NR=1

.

I don't think I have ever seen such an impressive fan...I wonder if we can get granny to guest at our next litnet poetry reading contest.

I think the time has come to check Paul's sheds for a certain missing Libyan dictator.

Remember when we used to call him pinapple face? He seems a bit smoother lately.

Mrs Jocky and I had a day out watching the puffins, it was a glorious day as we walked on the clifftop path and the strangest thought crossed my mind. One little accidental shove and I could be single again, just in time I remembered, who would wash my socks and butter my scones in the morning ?

Bye the way Atheist, remember and give the wee man a shot of the model helicopter remote.

I guess that is the difference with blokes; here in America, we've had a good number of ladies who have pushed their intendeds and hubbies off the mountain tops.

[Paulclem]

After moving so many times in my youth, I determined I would stay put from now on. I didn't quite realize that around their 30th year, here in America, the houses start tumbling down.

Can't you get those people from the makeover show to give you a new house. What's the bloke's name - Cy. You work in a very creditable job - I think you've got a good case.

By the way what do you think of this version of Take 5? I think it's great. I heard of it on the world service.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLF46JKkCNg