Green cheesy colour, or blue cheesey, or red cheesey, or white cheesey, something cheesey
What sound does the moon make when hit by an asteroid?
Green cheesy colour, or blue cheesey, or red cheesey, or white cheesey, something cheesey
What sound does the moon make when hit by an asteroid?
It cracks... All crackers with cheese crack and the moon is made of cheese and cheese is on crackers... And I have no idea what I am talking about... Hahaha.
Why is the planet, earth called earth?
Because they used to think it was flat - but that didn't explain where all the water in the oceans ran to - it runs to... the oceans! It should be called Planet Ocean - not Planet Earth
Why is there so much ocean?
Because a whale wanted to have a bath and accidentally left the taps running. The naughty thing.
Do whales use soap to bathe themselves?
Yes, every evening, its name is soap opera for whales.Originally Posted by Maryd.
How about their tooth-paste, eh?
Duh, of course whales brush their teeth, how else do you think we get the foam on the ocean?!
When don't dogs cover their mouths when they yawn?
"My warm hands have made the paper limp,
So that its feel reminds me of slept-in sheets: comfortable and safe"
"All these things I say... I say them because I want you to know, I don't ever want to regret afterwards that I didn't say enough, I would rather say too much." ~ Samuel Selvon
They never cover their mouths. They like to take every opportunity to show you how sharp their teeth are.
Why do cats sleep so much?
They are tired of chasing the rats.
Why do singers sing?
You would too if you had it all sewn up.
Why are dogs so happy when you come home?
Because they had to...Just for the sake of we being their owners!
Why do dogs chase cats?
Cars are too hard to bring back if you catch them!
Why are skunks black and white?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
They were invented before color tv, and they didn't get the memo.
Why are cats so stuck up?
"My warm hands have made the paper limp,
So that its feel reminds me of slept-in sheets: comfortable and safe"
"All these things I say... I say them because I want you to know, I don't ever want to regret afterwards that I didn't say enough, I would rather say too much." ~ Samuel Selvon
Because dogs are not don't have the attention span to be stuck up.
Do stars have light swithes or do they turn on automatically?
They have ambient-light sensors and switch on when the proper level of dimness is reached. Unfortunately, stars are cheap fluorescent lights and thus flicker, but thankfully they're too far away for us to hear the buzz.
Who ignited the sun?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
...well, it all started when the cow jumped over the moon and then the dish ran away with the spoon and honeymooned on the sun...then sparks flew
Why didn't he run away with the fork?
I have come to terms with the future. From this day onward I will walk easy on the earth. Plant trees. Kill no living things. Live in harmony with all creatures. I will restore the earth where I am. Use no more of its resources than I need. And listen, listen to what it is telling me.~ M.J. Slim Hooey
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