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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    The problematic nature of explaining the immaculate conception in a Scottish primary school.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xIthYHZKjE
    Superb. It's a great thing being able to pull good faces.

    Here's a bit of Yorkshire. It were allus like that up our way...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzn3KaO2Vyk

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    Ahh my favorite episode of my favorite programme.


    Though that theer nostalga i'nt like it used t'be.

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    That was a funny series - I'd forgotten all about it.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Say what you like about the England cricket team, but they give value for money- another nail biter agin the West Indies. All was lost and then we won!

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Say what you like about the England cricket team, but they give value for money- another nail biter agin the West Indies. All was lost and then we won!
    The late recovery totally ruined my post.
    " There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "

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    Don't worry Jocky they can't keep riding their luck for much longer. Class (or lack of it) will tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Don't worry Jocky they can't keep riding their luck for much longer. Class (or lack of it) will tell.
    You are wrong. The script is written and they are going to win. I feel it in my bones.
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    I just popped in to post this interesting news item from my home page.


    British woman 'bites off' boyfriend's testicles.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    I just popped in to post this interesting news item from my home page.


    British woman 'bites off' boyfriend's testicles.
    I just read the article, but it gives no expanation as to why. I suppose she just went nuts. Mind you there may have been mitigating circumstances.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daEocG2dKCU
    Last edited by jocky; 03-17-2011 at 06:36 PM.
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    Gracious, you don't mess with a British girl, do you...she'll rip them off

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Gracious, you don't mess with a British girl, do you...she'll rip them off
    Och they are not all bad. I don't know about Mick and Paul but this put my testerone levels through the roof. ( Headphones please )


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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    You are wrong. The script is written and they are going to win. I feel it in my bones.
    You have no worries on that score. They may even meet some easybeat - like us - in the next round, but they will not beat RSA, India or Australia.

    I promise they will not be another wicked barb.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    I just popped in to post this interesting news item from my home page.


    British woman 'bites off' boyfriend's testicles.
    That is distinctly crazy.

    And nasty!

    Douglas had to call emergency services himself after the incident, but was in so much pain operators could not understand what he was saying.
    No kidding.
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    OK I'll say it.

    Sounds like a load of bo11ocks to me.

    There thats got that over with. I wonder if they can stich them back on. If they're not to chewed.
    Last edited by prendrelemick; 03-18-2011 at 02:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Och they are not all bad. I don't know about Mick and Paul but this put my testerone levels through the roof. ( Headphones please )


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_l5ETBRqFU
    A fine Sheffield band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post


    That is distinctly crazy.

    And nasty!


    The mere thought of it put me right off my Lobster Thermidore and Menetou-Salon. The name Maria Georgina Topp will long be remembered in the annals of crime. It is speculation time again, what drove her to this monsterous act? For what it is worth here is my theory. They came home from the pub at four in the morning anticipating a night of passion when the ridiculously unlucky Mr Douglas in a state of ecstacy moaned "Oh Melanie" by accident, thus setting off the dreadful chain of events. Either that or she was a werewolf. Any better ideas ?
    Last edited by jocky; 03-18-2011 at 08:05 PM.
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