Mick and Paul at the pub using pseudonyms, naturally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQq_tqB0jA
Mick and Paul at the pub using pseudonyms, naturally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQq_tqB0jA
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
I don't blame you!Originally Posted by jocky
I'd be happy to hang my sporran under her pillow.
The good old cloth cap. Does anyone still wear them?
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsZXpG-izMA&NR=1
Dare to know
Hoots mon!I am quite happy where I am.
I don't blame you!
The good old cloth cap. Does anyone still wear them?
I have severalAnd a yorkshire man would not foul his lips with beer as flat as that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XV86...eature=related
As the that old song says "From Hull, and Halifax and Hell, may the Lord deliver me." I've lived in two of the three, - I wonder where I'm going next.
Last edited by prendrelemick; 03-05-2011 at 05:07 AM.
That didn't quite occur to me. It's funny, in the states, they use road kill as fertilizer; I wonder how many vegans are getting a bit of extra protein in their spinach from 2 week old deer....
You're right, I sometimes wonder how I used to get a whole house cleaned in one day; oddly enough, in those days, we had no vhs, dvds or computers.It's amazing what we can't do without these days. I don't know what I used to do with myself 15 years ago before I plunged into the world of computing and lost myself in digitality. I'm an e-head, and now I work a lot on the computer too.
We do have an old Uncle and an old Auntie to sort. (The old Auntie is 89, but claims she is 82 for reasons we cannot fathom. (We know because her DOB is on the medication we pick up for her). With the old Uncle it's just a case of going to the hospital with him every now and then. The Old Auntie requires taking shopping, appointments, prescriptions, odd jobs, bins etc etc. So we would but...
Well, I think I would be a much better adopted relative, I remember my age and would sit in the corner at dinner and tell dirty jokes
Well, those girls look like they could make a fair breakfast; but I think I'd go elsewhere for cuddling.
I love hotels; particularly when the angels come down when I'm out and make my bed and vacuum my floor...well, now that I've realized I don't have to do it for themGood for you Gilliatt. I bet it's nice coming home after hotels.
I'm crying for your plight over here, poor Jocky. I'd come over to comfort you; but my tears seems to have put an ocean between usOne man's heaven is another man's hell. Mrs Jocky has comprehensively outsmarted me again. She announced that " given the nation's financial situation, I am starting a domestic economic savings programme ". The first manifestation of the new fiscal reality became clear when Turncoat gave out a long low piteous howl. On investigation I discovered his Pedigree Chum had been replaced by the particularly cheap, Mongrels Delight. The next shock came when my Mr Kipling cakes were substituted by Jammy Dodgers. The last straw was when I went to my hidey hole, which no one knows about, to have a dram, only to discover my Glenmorangie was gone and in its place a cheap and nasty blend. Well a man can just take so much and I went to confront her only to find her heading for the front door. Where are you going I enquired ? " Och Jocky I am going to the bingo. As a result of my thrift I can now go seven nights a week instead of five. " That woman is going to be the death of me.
Just when you think things are getting better.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Aye, but just make sure you don't leave your credit card in it.I don't blame you!
I'd be happy to hang my sporran under her pillow.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Nae worries, everyone from the Cold Ale Thread will be there. Just think, booze, women, money worries, sheep.....Not much difference really.
I wonder where I'm going next.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
I'm crying for your plight over here, poor Jocky. I'd come over to comfort you; but my tears seems to have put an ocean between us
If you really cared a small obstacle like the Atlantic Ocean should be no barrier. " Frailty, thy name be woman."
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Here is mine - waterproof and a Christmas present. I've needed it this year!!
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I'm crying for your plight over here, poor Jocky. I'd come over to comfort you; but my tears seems to have put an ocean between us
If you really cared a small obstacle like the Atlantic Ocean should be no barrier. " Frailty, thy name is woman."
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Try as we might, we vegetarians can't succeed. There are measures set by the food regulators in each country as to how many insect parts are permissible in rice etc. Perhaps we get plenty of protein that way.That didn't quite occur to me. It's funny, in the states, they use road kill as fertilizer; I wonder how many vegans are getting a bit of extra protein in their spinach from 2 week old deer....
You're right, I sometimes wonder how I used to get a whole house cleaned in one day; oddly enough, in those days, we had no vhs, dvds or computers.
Well, I think I would be a much better adopted relative, I remember my age and would sit in the corner at dinner and tell dirty jokes
I love hotels; particularly when the angels come down when I'm out and make my bed and vacuum my floor...well, now that I've realized I don't have to do it for them
I can slip from the TV to a DVD to the computer in three easy movements. There's just so much to do these days.
I also like hotels - for the same reasons - and I have lived in a few when we were travelling. Superb. It's finally nice to go home and cook in your own time though.
No worries with me. If it isn't over its limit, the available balance will be about $2-98.
It's part of an ongoing thesis of mine: Avoiding Credit Card Fraud; keep your card at its limit!
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
I don't know, I've begun to notice that since men have been trying to become sensitive for their women folk; they have also increased the irrational behavior.
And she might turn a profit. There's no faulting a woman's logic. That's why us men are prone to irrational behaviour in protest.
Maybe jocky should get some sheep too; or an old jalopy. My dad spent hours tuning up his old cars. I remeber when he ruined 2 tires on the new family car driving through junk yards to find a piece on his old 51 ford.
I've never known anyone more in need of a shed than you jocky.
Wow, where did you find her; is she one of Jocky Jrs little playmates?I am quite happy where I am.
You're right Jocky, how could I be so cold when my friend is in need...I'll steal an airboat and be right over.If you really cared a small obstacle like the Atlantic Ocean should be no barrier. " Frailty, thy name be woman."
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4&feature=fvsr"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4&feature=fvsr[/URTry as we might, we vegetarians can't succeed. There are measures set by the food regulators in each country as to how many insect parts are permissible in rice etc. Perhaps we get plenty of protein that way.
I can slip from the TV to a DVD to the computer in three easy movements. There's just so much to do these days.
I also like hotels - for the same reasons - and I have lived in a few when we were travelling. Superb. It's finally nice to go home and cook in your own time though.
I'm not terribly fond of meat; but I try to do my part to keep the food chain balanced...
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