This is supposed a fun outline of all the things life could be. So why not come and have a go if you can spare a smile. :D
More then one go applies.
If life was a book I would read it ouloud then forget it.
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This is supposed a fun outline of all the things life could be. So why not come and have a go if you can spare a smile. :D
More then one go applies.
If life was a book I would read it ouloud then forget it.
If life was a machine that gives you lemons, I would make lemonade.
If life was a football, I'd be Charlie Brown.
If life was a jar of olives, I'd be stoned
If life were a message board, I'd be just another thread started by cacian.
LOL Anton your sense of humour is double entente.
If life was to speak the truth and only the truth the lawyer would lose his job.
If life wasn't a *****, there would still be *****es.
You're not bad, Anton. :thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Anton Hermes
What happened Anton, did you lose Russia?Quote:
Originally Posted by cacian
Thank you for posting cacian.
If life were a life then I would be living the life.
But does living life mean what we think it means?
Does it perhaps involve what you may think of as "one man's trash, another's treasure"?
Or to put it another way, does living mean rational faculties are suspended for one person (your own) gain?
If life were bread and butter, there's no doubt how I'd land.
Hi Volya.Quote:
Originally Posted by Volya
I can't read those stars.
The last one especially sorry :p
If life was a bucket of sweets I will have one for breakfast everyday
If life were Litnet it would be a he!! of a lot easier -Most of the time!
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Charles Darnay
I tried to marshal my resources, but I could only Marshal Tito.
cacian: the first rhymes with 'itch' and the second rhymes with 'itches'
Volya thank you
I life was a picture I will paint one everyday
If life was a walk in the park, I'd be on rollerskates.
If life was a journey, then...oh, wait..it is...
LOL BienvenudJDC
if life was a telephone I would record my voice and talk to it.
If life was a glass of beer I'd be half drunk.
If life was a silly game I will win it every time.
If life were a game, I would want instant replay!-for the good stuff!
if life spoke it would say hello
If life was a hot balloon we'd be always moving
If life was a tombola I would win it everytime
If i was this thread, i would be a bit forgotten.
Oh, if life could be a dream (sh-boom)
If I could take you up in paradise up above (sh-boom)
If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love
Life could be a dream, sweetheart
(Hello, hello again, sh-boom and hopin' we'll meet again)
Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da, sh-boom
if life was a dream I would be make it real
If life was a box of chocolates I wouldn't eat it- cuz, I just don't eat chocolate - that whole carb thing. Love bread
if life was a parade I will play its music
If life was a pile of dog crap, I just scraped some off on my sped director's face.
If life were a box of chocolates, I'd slice each one in half so I knew what I was gonna get.
If I stepped in another pile of dog ****, I scraped more on my principal's face and the ****ty parent.
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
If life was a dish I would spare it a spice or two.
I will drink life to the lees.
I don't want a life where pizza reaches your house before the police.
If life was a nightmare then i must be probably living on elm street.
If life were a gamble, I'd be in debt to the owner, not the one who breaks the bank...