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Ever consider that others may be tone-deaf?
Speaking of which, why is it that when you are the only person in the house that can play guitar, everyone else tells you you are playing a song wrong? As if they somehow know the right cords? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../GuitarMan.gif
because they are jealous of your talent, aye?
why can birds fly and not i?
I assume you've tried?
Why do people always think everything impossible without trying it first?
cuz they dont try it first.
why are elder sisters bossy? :(
u know i always wondered this im the youngest of three girls 24,17,15 i guess it is becasue they think that there older then u and have seniority...Quote:
Originally Posted by symphony
why is there alphbet soup...? i never paid attention to the letters i ate the ones that looked alike and ran to play
They think you learn while you eat, absorbing knowledge through the stomach, in direct opposition to most public schools, where to call it "lunch" is extravagant flattery...
Since you are already bad off when you go to the hospital, why must the food generally make it worse?
So that you don't get to comfortable....makes healing go faster, because you really want to get out of there..
Why are there usually bench's in parks??
pills11.com ;))
To park yo' fat bottom on and watch the chicks jog by! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../Beautiful.gif
Why do health clubs and gyms sell snacks and sodas? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Pizza.gif
To make sure you remain a faithful customer trying to work off that fat bottom
Why can I make awesome food for home, but when I make the same thing for a potluck it doesn't turn out?
That means that you have mean-spirited shelf-monkeys lurking....
Why aren't dishes dry when they go through the 'dry' cycle on the dishwasher?
To keep all the dish towel makers in business.
If I keep getting spam for colon cleansers does it mean I'm full of it?
no... at least so i think. *wonder*
if you had a dragon what would you name it?
dragonfly
why do poets write poetry?
who cares?
Why am I here?
to ask stupid questions.
why do people even bother to answer this?! :D