because you live in America!
Why can't I get my kitchen organized?
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because you live in America!
Why can't I get my kitchen organized?
Home gnomes.
Why am I so clumsy?
because you are always so giddy that you don't really pay attention fully and can't help dropping things.
Why the heck do people think i'm a gypsy?!
maybe it's the canastas
Are there still gypsies?
yes... no... maybe so... i don't know?
why don't people believe in fairies?
Yes, the Roma people (from whom I'm descended) still live in Europe, India and Mexico. (I don't own a canasta tought)Quote:
Originally Posted by motherhubbard
And Shurtsie: i do believe in fairies!
Most people don't because they think it's foolish (like the Easter Bunny)
Huh?? Better say that quietly or Niamh will hear you! :lol:
Why do lumberjacks wear checkered shirts?
because they're pretty and stripy!
Why is there gold at the end of the rainbow?
There is gold all right -- it is the tooth cap of choice of trendy leperchauns. As for a pot of gold, well, that was spent on the tooth job.
Why do some people believe that chewing gum can whiten one's teeth?
Good advertising. They would never sell any junk with out the term "$19.95" or it's equilivant in other money. You see those comercials. "But if you call right now this incedible offer, valued at $120, can be yours for only $19.95."http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../Arrowhead.gif
Why do people spend hard-earned money on that junk?
Cause we all havea little fat child dressed in pink dress inside of us.. we have compensate on that...
why people ask stupied questions?
to get stupid answers
why am i here instead of doing my homework?
Because this is the place they call Nirvana ... and we all want some!
Why do some people insist on speeding like maniacs on the roads meant for doddering people like myself.... **Sheesh**
Because that's where they get their thrill :goof:
Why is Hello Kitty so fascinating to watch?