When you hear the grandfather clock ticking.
Why are cars all girls?
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When you hear the grandfather clock ticking.
Why are cars all girls?
Biologically speaking, they can't all be, else where do new cars come from? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Why do we try to keep up with the Jones'? Who do they try to keep up with?
Don't you mean the Jetsons? And nahh, they have it all.
What does this mean: :banana:??
While commonly it is thought that a dancing banana signifies excitement, enthusiasm or joy, in truth the banana is frantically trying to signal that it is being held hostage. Sad, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brigitte
What does this mean? http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5.../anim_broc.gif
It means you really really need to go to the bathroom. Can't anyone else see the pee pee dance?:)
Why don't dolphins rule the world?
cause then there wouldn't be a place for humans to rule
do you get burned when you touch fire?
I'm not the Salamander of legend, you know! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Why does a Unicorn only have one horn?
Because the second horn was stolen by the Narwhal.
http://www.erichufschmid.net/NarwhalTusk.JPG
http://www.lair2000.net/Unicorn_Drea.../1narwhale.gif
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
In a car, or by walking.
Why are computers always a boring grey color?
If they came in bright colors our eyes would implode.
No one thinks your crazy when making conversation, so why are you considered insane if you have the conversation with yourself?
because basically, conversation with a crazy human being is considered crazy.
why is the species Homo sapiens going extinct??!
Because species homoerectiledys function is taking over
why can't we all just get along?
Because life is not an episode of the Brady Bunch.
Why do people conform?
Because they are more like sheep than salmon, the salmon swim upstream, fighting the current, the sheep follow the herd.
Why does every yahoo on the planet think he or she is the only one right?
Because the yahoos go through life with teeeeny blinders on, that are only visible to the other yahoos out there, and so on it goes.
Why does a stitch in time save nine?