There really should be some gender indicators on this forum. I am definately a him.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
PAM has a very obscure username. Same with PAPAM. And PAPAPAM. And especially PAPAPAPAM.
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There really should be some gender indicators on this forum. I am definately a him.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
PAM has a very obscure username. Same with PAPAM. And PAPAPAM. And especially PAPAPAPAM.
The PAM should use a really MALE username if he doesn't want to be mistaken for a woman.:p
Apparently the PAM is as obsessed with her exact location as us bunch of backwoods hicks, since she puts NW Germany, like I put SW Virginia... Y'all come see us! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lomKane/AG.gif
the PAM has lots of sharp objects....kinda scares me
** Kiz scoffs and hands Bibli a nice glass of Long Island Ice Tea in a gesture of friendship **Quote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
Please accept my humble apologies, Dori (I actually did wrestle with gender when I posted, but took a chance -- sadly, heads or tails doesn't always work!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dori
Anyhow, getting back to PAM and 'nasty comments but not too nasty':
OK, the PAM cannot figure out why her shoes are not comfortable and why people smile when she walks by (with her shoes on the wrong feet).... :p
and i thought that they where adoring my heels...sniff sniff
the PAM is verry creative, and is like a lerpechauin...she has everyones left shoe and puts it ont here right foot...explains my shoes as well.:lol:
the pam is a texan w/ a broken & torn,but pushin heart.
PAM is a very observan fairy...
but it is broken&torn yet pushing on...
dont ever fall in love, it kills you to fall out of it...
true true.
the pam is a black rose. the pam is sssooo nice when you talk to this black rose it turns into a red one.
SEE!?!?!? You've proven my point perfectly! There you go trying to cheer me up again. I will NOT cheer up; but I will gladly accept the drink and (more importantly) friendship.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
Now to insult Greenlake..... tough to do when I don't know a person...
The PAM often taste tests the ends of Q-tips after removing something particularly gunky from her ears.
PAM mixes wine and beer for what he considers a delicious drink.
The PAM loves the taste of the big white "mints" that can be found in men's room urinals.
(Yuck! That even grosses ME out!)
:lol: :lol: That was one of the best entries in this thread ever!!!! Just for that I'm not even going to give you one back. I think I got a tear in my eye from the laughter. Very good. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
Just occured to me that women probably don't even know what you're talking about.
Virgil, I appreciate the thought; but hit me with your best shot!!! That's where all the fun of this thread lies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Ladies: For those of you who don't frequent men's rooms; there are often white hockey-puck sized deodorant/cleanser tablets placed inside urinals. We men just pee directly onto them or all around them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
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Originally Posted by stephofthenight
sorry, my dear friend but i beg to differ. it isn't if you fall in love with the wrong person of course you are going to get hurt. and it's technically your falt (not all the time). but thank you for bringing that up.... you showed me something that helps me understand the worlds veiw evan more.
oh, and the pam has a very, um, different kind of avie. freaked my friend out who was going to join. she did, luckly and you know her as greenlake!
I'm still trying to figure out what SHURTU is in relation to the PAM, probably some Anime thingy with weedwhacker hair!
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Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
Loved it.....had to share it with a co-worker..we laughed so loud...part of my staff had to come and see what we were doing.....:lol:
Reminded me of the time a friend asked about the communal handwash....which of course was an urinal....:)
refikki....the monkey off lion king
The PAM likes warm beer and cold pizza.
The PAM likes cold coffee and sushi that has been sitting out in the hot sun for a couple of hours. She also fails to brush her teeth after indulging in such a combo and can't understand why no one wants to get up close and personal.
PAM uses her great great grandmother's wrist watch to time the 100 yard dash. I bet that's not too accurate.
The PAM wears his great grandmother's wrist watch and panteloans while running the hundred yard dash. Go PAM go.
:lol: :lol: Touche!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
PAM decided that soap wasn't working and now lathers up with a stick of butter in the shower.
The PAM is looking for a vet who does hair transplants since he got the mange!
the pam is looking for a vet himself, but having a very hard time seeming that no one will see to take care of a dragon.
The PAM is either too stupid or too intelligent to answer my question on the 'stupid questions' thread. Instead he answered a question lightyears away.
PAM thinks that chopsticks are for stabbing the food, and is quite inadequate in the arena of the fine art of chopstick usage... :lol:
I never thought chopsticks were for stabbing food of some kind, I thought they were for stabbing the PAM. :lol:
the pam doenst realize the chopstickks are for holding your hair up.....not for eating with
the PAM was confused and began styling her hair with two forks instead of two chopsticks.
The pam thinks the earth revalves around the sun... duh, other way around.
(i do know that the earth goes around the sun, just saying that for the record)
The PAM had to check the encyclopedia before she posted that insult, just to make sure the sun didn't revolve around the earth....
that certanily explains why it hurt so much more:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
the pam is a silly person who dosent know which ninga turtle is which!!!!!!
the PAM is a member of Road Dahl's Twits family.
The PAM is a contradiction in terminology, she’s optimistic, but wonders who, me?...
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e_neumanS1.jpg
The PAM has inadvertently indicated his passion for a certain magazine, what with that pic posted above..... :lol:
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Originally Posted by greenlake
lol not my fault tell my parents that ninja turtles wernt promoting homosexuality and i should have been allowed to watch them althou she is probably going to throw water on you...
pam is verry intresting and keeps this place alive...never fear kizz is here
The PAM is not very good at insulting.
sorry was never good at insultls... the pam thinks that insulting people is kind