Yes, isn't that common knowledge.
When one is in the dark, do their ears grow?
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Yes, isn't that common knowledge.
When one is in the dark, do their ears grow?
of course not! you need the sun light to make them grow duh!!
what happens if i cannot get rid of the hiccups? :(
You suck into yourself. ;)
What happens if a dog licks your tongue?
Welcome to lit net Aldana, by the way. :)
Then you too shall share the secrets of the canine species...
Why does the smell of a tire shop choke me up?
:sick: kinda yucky :sick:
you become a warewolf/dog:lol:
thanks for the welcoming message!!! I really like it here so far!! :thumbs_up :D
how can i get rid of my hiccups? :p :D
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Originally Posted by Virgil
kinda yucky
you become a warewolf/dog
thanks for the welcoming message!!! I really like it here so far!!
how can i get rid of my hiccups?
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Welcome, Aldana from me too.
So, in the spirit of this thread, to rid yourself of the hiccups, you must say your name backwards three times while hopping on your left foot, then run to the nearest tree, gently pluck a leaf from it, and place the leaf in your right sock. Now your hiccups are cured.
Why do hornets build massive nests for just one beastie??
because like humans they exagerate in 70% of the things they do
Why do people skip in the lunchroom line?
So that no one will notice their drooling... :lol:
Why is it so much fun to receive parcels in the mail?
because parcels give off pheremones that make you feel happy.
When is the best time to clip your toe-nails?
After a long bath when they are soft and mushy.-:lol: ..yuk:sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Mental
what do i have to wear on a saturday night outing to find a future husband?
You should wear 50s attire. It'll make you look like a pleasant housewife. :0
What does marker taste like?
Clouds
why do some people wear shoulder pads in their clothing?
To confirm that they are jerks!
Why do we not have our eyes on our fingers?
Rough on typists! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Type.gif
Who was the dope who laid out the keyboard with the letters out of alphabetic order? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Smirk.gif