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what happens to lost marbles?
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oh yes, one must train on a militant basis to make any sort of impression on the ozone
what happens to lost marbles?
They fall through the ozone layer.
What planet are you living on?
Mary Vincent Eats Mars Jam Sandwiches Under Nelson's Pillow
why do people put their foot in their mouth?
Because they can't find the parmesan cheese.
Are lollypops produced by guns?
no but gobstoppers are
do cats see rain as mice and birds?
Yes, but they still can't catch every drop.
Is it proper hygene to shower with your dog?
yes as long as they brush their teeth
do mountains go high enough?
Yes.....But some failed the MAHCET (Mountains and Hills Common Entrance Test)...
Why do we drink water?
Because acid would be painful to drink.
Why do we need Vitamin C?
So that people will have a reason to grow citrus and other wonderful viatmin c carrying things.
Why do we need legislators all the time?
To keep them off the streets where they can scare babies
Why are the only people "looking for you" online the ones you are trying desperately to forget?
I forget.
How do you spell amblyopia?
Correctly, if I'm not feeling too lazy to look it up.
Why does the moon have craters?
Because it decided to?
Why do flowers bloom in the morning?
They wanna party at night!
Why is this thread so stupid?
How else are you gonna lower your personal IQ by several points just asking questions!
Why do we resuscitate criminals who go into cardiac arrest two weeks before their date with the Grim Reaper?
Because 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10 is not equal to 100. I just don't know why I typed all this sh**
Why does B always come after A?
Because 1 doesn't come after 2.
Do you think the world is really ending today?:smash:
real, truth answer: No I dont. If it did, I would be disappointed because I die before finishing my drawings. :p
When the Mayans end their calendar, THEY die. When we end our calendar, WE die! The reasons animals dont live long enough is because they dont write calenders like us.
What about turtles? They cheated. They peeked at our calendar too many times.
(Lame things sorry)
Question: Why do shoes wear out?
Because they want to get away from those ever-stinking socks!
Are mouse and keyboard brothers?
Not really, see the mouse's mother married the keyboard's dad.
Is April really the cruelest month?
Yes, 'cause here exams are held in the month of April.
Have you ever seen a grinder which can mix memory and desire?
Yes, you can write everything onto paper and through it in there. Your smoothie will NOT taste good with that in there, though.
Papaya smoothie with "I want pizza" (Desire)
Banana smoothie with "My Sister First Word, and First Trip to the Swear Jar"
Why are people so nosy?
It keeps them from reflecting on their own sad little lives...
Why do we smoke?
So that we can die before we attain senility!
Why do we have signatures?
One more thing for identity thieves to copy
Why is rain wet?
God decided so..
Why do we have to strum a guitar?
It doesn't sound right if you drum it.
Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?
It's not good manners without offering others (Me..Lol)
Why do we need to have manners?
Because our grandmothers are jealous that they can't burp as loud.
Why do we have to sleep?
We gotta waste 8 hours of our day you see!
Why is 1+2=3 (lol lol)?
Because that's all the further primitive people could count.
Why does the end of the world always have to land on the 21st of the month?
Apparently to give people several days to come up with a new theory on why they were wrong. In any month, that's at least seven days to mull it over and come up with an equally ridiculous prediction.
Why does everyone take everything so seriously?
Because they are too tired of Mr.Bean's jokes!
Why do we hire taxis?
Because we don't want to dirty our cars.
What colour is the moon?
Green cheesy colour, or blue cheesey, or red cheesey, or white cheesey, something cheesey
What sound does the moon make when hit by an asteroid?
It cracks... All crackers with cheese crack and the moon is made of cheese and cheese is on crackers... And I have no idea what I am talking about... Hahaha.
Why is the planet, earth called earth?
Because they used to think it was flat - but that didn't explain where all the water in the oceans ran to - it runs to... the oceans! It should be called Planet Ocean - not Planet Earth
Why is there so much ocean?
Because a whale wanted to have a bath and accidentally left the taps running. The naughty thing. :)
Do whales use soap to bathe themselves?
Yes, every evening, its name is soap opera for whales.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
How about their tooth-paste, eh?