Talking about strong thighs, Congratulations to the lovely Serena on her 4th Wimbledon title. Not everyone's choice of pin-up from the womens game, but no one can hit balls harder.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
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Talking about strong thighs, Congratulations to the lovely Serena on her 4th Wimbledon title. Not everyone's choice of pin-up from the womens game, but no one can hit balls harder.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
So what kind of girls do you choose, Andy, amongst all those Japanese flowers?Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
Oh my yes, I would not want to be a fly on Serenas walls...slam...Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Didn't one of those twins do modeling several years ago?
Yes, women's tennis has a habit of throwing out the ugly and the beautiful as champions. On the sweet side, Steffi Graf, Chris Evert, all those Russian sheilas with unpronouncable names...Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
And on the other, the Williams sisters, BJK, Yvonne Goolagong... and that Froggie bloke/cross-dresser, Mauresmo.
Nasty.
Despite my being unable to tell them apart after the 200 majors they've won, they're only Irish Twins.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
What did she model?
AK47s? Unarmed combat lessons?
@The Atheist--lol!
@Sound of Music--you've probably noticed that when it comes to Japanese women the question I put to everyone earlier is a largely moot one!
Is it true that in Japan as well as padded bras, there are also padded knickers, to give a little more shape to the Gluteus Maximus.
I was going to segue that into men, but it might be too close to the line...
(or well over!)
:D
Some of us don't need our Gluteus Maximus adding to - although, being male, that might be a bit....well....I mean... When you get to the bottom of the hole, stop digging!
Well, I don't think Steffi looks happy with Agassi, he just keeps her busy with babies and fundraising...she'll figure it out one day...decide she wants a man at least as tall as she is...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Do you have an extra room for her, Atheist?
Is Mauresmo really a He/She...I notice they don't have her doing any underwear modeling.
You're right about the Williams sisters...the papers always make them out as twins. I think they tried to put their own line of clothing out, supposedly directed to, what they said, was the afro-american figure and larger women...I think other designers took over with better looking, less athletic models.
I don't know Andy, I've noticed that, at least over here, Japanese women tend to blossom...I don't know, it may be the south florida sun...Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
I've never seen a Japanese man at a health spa or on the beach...Andy, do you go to those baths?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
They actually have padding over here for mens and womens pecs and gluts; I've seen a few people wearing the glut ones...it always reminds me of a toddler with a moist diaper..Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
And they say that the codpiece is a thing of the past!!!!
Hell yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Tall, I can do as well!
She's female alright, but an avowed lesbian, which either is or isn't a good sales pitch, I imagine.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
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Originally Posted by soundofmusic
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Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I've caught plenty of cod in my time, but I can never figure what piece to use?Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
A man shoving a 20lb item down his jockey shorts - hmm - there's something fishy about that.
Or the American diet!:biggrin5:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Yes. What would you like to know about the bodies of Japanese men?:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
The problem is they make all of the prosthesises out of the same stuff; but while you might want a certain jello like movement in some parts, it's almost laughable in others.Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
I'm sure once Steffi has had a good, strong, NZ man; she'll never go back...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I wonder how that works, would she be too masculine for a gay woman...
I've caught plenty of cold fish in my time; lately, they've all been minnows and I'm throwing them all back...I'm getting a sudden feeling of deja vu....
Where is Jocky, when we need a good limmerick...
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Originally Posted by dafydd manton
So that's it, instead of sending American Women to Japan; we'll send a few Burger King frachises...Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
:blush2: Well, you see, Andy, I am looking for enlightenment; here, in the states, our television shows show us a chinese fellow or a laotion and tell us he's Japanese...kind of like they used to do when they dressed up people from brooklyn as american indians....
I have never seen those, and gods willing I never will! Actually, in the derriere region, Japanese women tend to already be endowed.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
OK. Has anyone tried this stuff?
http://www.merchantduvin.com/pages/5...heet_lores.pdf
I was at my local beer provider picking up some Sam Smith Imperial Stout when I came across this stuff: aged in century old oak barrels for at least a full year. Sounds interesting... but at $10 US per bottle it better be phenomenal!!!
I put it off for the time being... sticking with a cluster of Imperial Stouts and a Fosters with my steaks on the grill... after a long sweaty day at the studio.
What can I possibly say to this?:smilewinkgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Nothing will beat Mickey Rourke in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"!
8% alcohol, at least you'd get drunk quickly!Quote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
I must look around for some.
I always think it's such a sad thing; the ethnic girls look so hot with their tiny waists and perky pecs; suddenly, they come of age and they look like a team of wasps bit them....bang, out pops the derriere, gravity takes over on top...Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
I don't even like beer; but something that expensive is tempting...Quote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
Well, from what I have seen of the Japanese/Chinese/Laotion fellows, they also have well padded derrieres...Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
Are American men...are you american...popular in Japan?
I've never seen Breakfast at Tiffanys; I'll have to see it just to see "the mick" doing...what is it, an asian fellow? I think this guy is still alive, he was born in 1920; would you believe it?
I've noticed that the "best beers" are also the ones with the highest alcohol content; it makes me curious if they are also superior in flavor.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
There was a beer called Sam Adams Triple Bock made in the '90s with a 17% alcohol content. Oh, I liked this, there is also one by Stone Brewing called Arrogant Bastard ale with a 7.2% content
Ha! That's my other name!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I have to buy some.
Just tell me where I can get Evan Evan's Cwrw. Last time I managed to find it was in a little village called Llangrannog, in West Wales, but not seen it since. (Breaks off to sob uncontrollably)
But can you pronounce the name of the place without spitting?Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Even Dylan Thomas didn't speak Welsh. What is it with Wales? Where did it all go wrong?
Iechyd da!
hehe. My brother in law dropped a bottle of AB in my Easter basket one year.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
It wasn't too bad from what I recall.
Most folks down here just get the cheap stuff like Lone Star, but they will mix in a shot of bourbon to increase the RPM's.
Ha ha! - laughing like Walter Brennan ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsnPpt4r7mkQuote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Hey, speaking of Dean Martin and drinking (and ladies):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8Xb3MSxok
Gilliatt
They really ought to have your picture holding a beer on the front of that label; by the way, what percentage of alcohol are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
They actually have their own site; I even found (on google) a list of pubs in England that carry it...so dry your tears man.Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Wait a minute, is it the words that make them spit...When I was in England, I always refused to sit any closer than the third row so that I didn't get sprayed during Shakespeare...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Wow, you get cool Easter Baskets! It was nice to remember Walter Brennan, I loved the old fellow; what was he a regular on...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Oh, an Dean was hot in those days....
Dylan Thomas didn't speak Welsh because he came from Swansea, where you hardly ever hear Welsh, but in recompense, he spoke English in such a way that after an evening in Brown's most people thought it was Welsh. You will have heard that it always rains in Wales. Not so - it's low-flying saliva.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Where did it go wrong? Got a year to spare whilst I explain? Assuming that either of us could stay awake!!!!!
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Originally Posted by dafydd manton
I know quite a few Welsh refugees in NZ, mainly as a result of having been married to the daughter of two of them for some years a while back. The ex-in-laws were from [the slums of] Cardiff. The old fella was a good bloke - he'd have been right at home in here - loved a laugh and a drink. Always asked the waiter/ress in restaurants for a "Welsh coffee" after dinner.
Of course, said prole, not having a clue, asks what that is.
"It's just like an Irish coffee but you 'ave a leek in it!"
The mother was just (%&$^#*%^&&_&*_)%^$^#^$#^*%*) or words to that effect. She-devil doesn't come into it.
I agree on Thomas' voice - I've heard his Under Milk Wood, from New York, I think.
Lovely man - just liked his grog a bit too much, just like the ex-FIL.
Haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
I have all sorts of theories why Irish, Scots and Welsh people show the peculiarities they do. Just about all of those theories have to do with England, funnily enough.
Being English, I'll gladly expound on them!
:D
Busy times over here - Baby Atheist turned one yesterday, granddad flying up from Wellington for the day, baking birthday cakes...
All to be followed tomorrow by Kaed's 8th birthday - party at the 10-pin bowling, baking birthday cakes....
I'll try to get some pics up of the cakes!
:D
Children? Grandchildren? Are you one of we wrinkly types? Egad, there was me thinking you you were one of these sprightly 25-year-olds with smooth skin and the rest, and there you are, like me, stirring ingredients in the kitchen (presumably to a CD of something 70s!)
You'll always be sprightly in my mind, Atheist...:smilewinkgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
And despite my relative youth (30s), I only spin the Dead, kitchen or elsewhere!
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
No, I don't have any grandchildren yet, but certainly wrinkly. At 50, there are lots of grandparents younger than me. My 19 yo has dated chicks with grandparents younger than me!
I'm one of those awful dads that look like a grandad!
Another weekend... another long, hot, sweaty day in the studio painting... another cook=out in the back yard (barbecued chicken)... and another slew of beers which I'm now topping off with a couple Young's Double Chocolates. This beer is so decadent it is not to be believed. It is as if they found a way to merge iced mocha espresso with beer!
As usual Miles is blaring...
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4118/...73a26e7767.jpg
and if I get any more sloshed its almost certain that I'll be blaring the Stones... REAL LOUD!!!:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4099/...803812718a.jpg
Or maybe I'll head off somewhere into left field and throw on some Hank Williams:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4097/...434e3b972f.jpg
or Mahalia Jackson who could make the Atheist a believer.:cornut:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4097/...2de27e75b8.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4097/...2de27e75b8.jpg
Absolutely stunning singer!!! My secular, non-believing, Jewish studio mate ended up singing along with Mahalia when I played her in the studio. He jokes that he would love for me to have her played at his funeral just so that I could watch all his relatives jaws drop. Her... or Johnny Cash singing "Keep Your Eyes on Jesus":lol: This music makes you realize, as the liner notes suggest, that it is quite possible that it was not rock-n-roll that infused gospel with such energy but rather it was gospel that might have infused rock-n-roll with a spiritual energy and electricity. A great many of the founders of rock (Elvis, Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis, even Little Richard) were deeply impassioned about gospel music and religion.
Oh, I'm coming!Quote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
I love a good chocolate beer and Miles will do me anytime.
You may be right. All Elvis ever wanted to please Mama singing gospel.Quote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
And I agree on the passion front, too - the emotional involvement powers through.
Works the other way as well - Iron Maiden would be aluminium alloy without Satan.
:D
I'd say it rains in all of Britain, I also never took the front rows in the classroom. Hey, what happened to Dylan Thomas' face when he was older; I just saw him reading "Do not go..." on youtube...his face folded in two when he talked; like a badly stuffed bear...Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Don't you hate it when you're married to someone you can't stand; but you like the in-laws...or, at least one...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Is he talking about an onion leek?:ack2:
I want to hear your theories....by the way; where's our favorite Scotsman?
So, do people in NZ all become fertile in October/November:idea:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
We definitely want to see your baking prowess...
And Happy Birthday to all the little Atheists:bday_2:
Nah, take a look at Atheist on his page; he's still in fine form...still chasing around a young wife and having little atheists...Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Appropriately, just like a pickled pear.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Never been in that situation, fortunately, and the only ex-in-law I have is the true beast from hell. When she croaks, I am dead-set shaving the hag's hair to find the 666 tattooed on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
In-laws are something I've always avoided like the plague. I am the miles-youngest of six kids, so got to see all my siblings' relationships with their kids/parents/each other over time.
I quickly realised that when even someone as smart as my old man - who was able to find humour in anything - couldn't deal with in-law relationships. Mutual avoidance works just fine; telephones and the internet are the perfect medium for in-laws. Works brilliantly with the current lot.
Yep.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I don't know whether you have the same colloquialism for "leak", which means urinate.
Sean Connery?Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:D
I suspect Scotland is presently having its fortnight of summer and jocky's being harangued into changing the slates on his roof - almost certainly at great threat to life and limb!
It's almost embarrassing! Seems like we only do it in the springtime.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:D
Pictures of cakes coming later today!
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Originally Posted by stlukesguild
It reminded me that my sister wanted to play Ring of Fire byJohnny Cash at My Dad's cremation.
Ok, here we go:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...eist/qcake.jpg
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...eist/kcake.jpg
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...eist/bcake.jpg
You can probably guess which one's which!
Really, but the guys eye is dragging and there is a fold like double doors on his mouth:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I thought you liked the first Mrs Atheists dad? But yes, I've found that most in laws are best at a distance; particularly if they really like you before the marriage. Paul and Gilliatt seem to have loving in-laws though.
Yes, our old ladies and children in nappies leak over here; but a leek in a drink:ack2:
Glad to hear Jockys just doing work; though I hope he's not taking his favorite drinks up the ladder with him...I was afraid he contracted moditis
I would have loved to see that, all the folks stomping and dancing. I was present at an Irish wake once...it was a little unnerving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
They look so scrumptious...I love the color of that heart cakes icing. How did you make the little ball and pins?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Like those Cake lifter-uppers.
Yeah, he was ok, but died long ago, not long after we were married.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I racked my brains over that and was going to use marzipan, but I had a go with stiff icing mix and it worked!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
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Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Do you think you enjoy the babies now more than when you were younger; or are more patient. I don't think I could manage those all-nighters I used to pull when my daughter was a newborn.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Those are very cool; I'd love those for a turkey, too. Hey Atheist, do you do turkey; how do you get the legs to not overcook while you're getting the breast done?Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
'm amazed! is that a buttercream icing; I never would have thought of marzipan either. I recently tried to fill a 2 layer with pudding; it moved all over. Tasted good, but looked silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist