Paul, I'll always think of you as Mexican Gorgonzola.
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Paul, I'll always think of you as Mexican Gorgonzola.
Salty.
(Sorry, I couldn't help it.)
:prrr: Darn, I thought that cute piece, George Michael was going to be in that one:wink5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Taugenichts
Oh, by the way, Welcome!:banana::banana:
Teaching in Japan...:cold: I saw a 48 hours mystery about that...:eek6: How'd you avoid the white slavers:yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
Hurry, someone bring this brave man some good whiskey:gnorsi:
What is it about wormwood flavor that appeals to people:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Taugenichts
Are you only casting ingenues'; or shall we send some of Hefners stock:wink5:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
A bottle of Red Goldshlager coming up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
I don't know Gilliatt, do you relly think that's Clint singing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
What flavor are you Scher?:smile5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Oh god no, no plastic boobs!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Proper actors all round. Your bloke could play Heathcliff, couldn't he?
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
It's a throwback to the delusions of childhood where even cartoons are real.
Do you remember the Gorgonzola cheese triangle in the Dairylea mixed?
I've changed my order! Whiskey sounds perfect.:wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Okay Parker...is parker back...two whiskey's on the rocks...what..no rocks:rage: Why can't I ever get ice cubes when I leave the states:bawling:Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
I hear they make them more natural looking now. I'm not sure how he will look in the nude...I wonder if we should do a little photo shopping with Timothy Dalton or Larry Olivier...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I thought Ice Cube was some rapper bloke....Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Two whiskeys, we can do. There must be some ice around somewhere; there was a frost this morining.
Hmm, I'll leave you to photoshopping the men!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Some of them need it.
:D
Thinking, and the lack thereof.
How stupid would you need to be?
My 8yo boy comes home today, and I notice a necklace he wasn't wearing this morning. It took me about 1/4 of a second to see that it was made of [roughly] 26-gauge steel wire. (Very thin, but very strong, just as prescribed as a weapon in the better Commando novels.)
I told him to remove it immediately, and asked where it had come from.
They made them in art class at school.
Now, I'm assuming the teacher doesn't know the word 'garrote', because that's what this thing is.
In the meantime, I've advised the school that these nust all be brought back to school and destroyed before some kid decapitates itself with it - the number of ways this could be lethal are just endless. Even a simple game of tag, with a friend grabbing the back of the shirt and getting the necklace by mistake could cause fatal injury.
I believe science tomorrow, they're making ANFO.
Although that would be far preferable, as ANFO at least requires a detonator - not something the average 8yo has access to.
On the other hand, 8yos climb, run and jump; every one of which is potentially a disaster waiting to happen.
Honestly, how amazingly stupid would you need to be to think this was an appropriate thing at that [or any] age?
I was going to suggest actors for the nude p&p, but to be honest Jeniffer Ehle and the cast of 1995 would be ideal. (Subject to Athiest,s casting procedures of course)
I don't know where it comes from but I have a memory of reading how commandoes were trained in the use of the gavotte to silently eliminate an enemy.
You can choose it, mate; I know nothing about the book, and see that I even confused it with Wuthering Heights!Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
:lol:
She's ok!
I see one pic where I think Soundo could be tempted to do a swap - the bloke looks a bit like her avatar toy-boy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ny-Awards.html
Ah, I see he's Ethan Hawke, whoever he is.
Surely the music would be a giveaway?Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Luca Brasi gets killed with one in The Godfather as well.
Oh I say, how so unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.
Just as long as none of the ice outside is yellow:lol: I think I might do a bit of photoshopping on myself; switch out a few things with Angelina or some of the up and comings...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
My God, are you sure your boy didn't get on the wrong bus and wind up at prison work release:ack2:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Maybe Jennifer; but I've seen Colin Firth half nude...not pretty.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Yeah, Ethan has his moments; he's not aging well. I think actors were prettier when they did the original Pride and Prejudice; though, Jude (my toy boy) was awfully cute in midnight in the garden of good and evil...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I loved Luca, isn't he the one, "I am honored to be here on this the day of your daughters wedding....classic
Well, she doesn't take responsibility for the protectorates...Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
I don't know, in America we're still putting strings through a button...
Atheist, father son relationships are always ambiguous and never straight forward. My son Jocky Junior the XV of that Ilk recently returned from a sojourn in the Highlands. Face flushed with triumph he told me he had bagged his first Munro, no not Iris Munro, you dirty lot, but the mighty Ben Macdui. I gently reminded him of the time I climbed the North face of the Eiger, without a rope and wearing only canvas shoes , sporran and bowler hat. The front door slammed really loudly and I could swear he called me a curmudgeon. :)
I think it's all part of the anti-terrorist training. They're disarming IEDs next week.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Yep, that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:D
Almost as bad as mother-daughter relationships.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Our girl is a classic. I stayed at home with her when she was a baby & toddler and Mrs Atheist worked. As a result, she thinks she's the Queen, which causes just a teeny bit of conflict with mum.
It does have its advantages, though (for me). When mum goes out, the girl has to run around doing everything to show how wonderful and talented she is. This gives me a chance to get an hour's peace every now and then!
Yep, I know exactly where you are coming from, yet you have to be careful. Sons will want to live up to you and never let you down. Daughters will love you better but always tell their Ma everything. It is in their nature. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
That's exactly what she does!
At least when she's talking to her mum she's leaving you alone!:smilewinkgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Ah, leaving you alone, but probably tearing you to shreds! I have two daughters. Old German proverb - a house full of daughters is like a cellar full of sour beer. Cynical, or what!
Not often enough for my liking!Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
My mum - 4 boys and 2 girls - always maintained boys were a piece of cake compared to girls, and I'm beginning to think she's right. Even at young ages, boys seem to that much more predictable than girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Just nobody mention PMS. I can't wait for that!
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Meanwhile, in the hopes of not jinxing the Scottish chappie, I will mention Wimbledon. Anyone watching?
In pure entertainment terms, it's a lot better than the soccer, which I find a bit dull.
The amazing game Isner took 70 games in the 5th set to win.
Kournikova and Hingis playing doubles.
Williamses out.
Federer out....
And since we're in a bloke's thread, here are the women of Wimbledon:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/photos/...bledon-gallery
No pic of Andy Murray's chick, dammit.
Not bad, but for her legs alone the true Wimbers champion is..
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...esCAZ1G9YA.jpg
hang on a minute..
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...effi_graf5.jpg
Thats better. Now tell me if there are a better pair of legs out there.
Well, they're certainly shaplier than Andy Murray's!
Never, not in the history of women! Always liked her.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
She's one of two reasons I hate Andre Agassi.
The other is Brooke Shields.
A chip off the old block, not only a mans man; but he knows multi-syllabled words:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I think the shop teacher has been watching too many "Mr Ripley" movies...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
The advantage with mother-daughter relationships, is that one offspring cures any misunderstanding:smile5:
We spend half of our teenage years telling mom why she should leave our fathers; and half of our adult life looking for a man just like him:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
:ack2:Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
I don't know, I still think our air-brushed American girls without the sneaker tan line and the ability to walk in 5 inch heels has something over her:shocked:Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
She looks like she's alittle much for little Agassi:smilewinkgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
That face! Disturbingly manly!!Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
She has a face?Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
I see great minds think alike, Andy:iagree:...I was thinking it was Agassi in drag:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
Just between that luxuriant dark rooted hair and those perfectly molded, and soon to fall out breasts:smilewinkgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:crazy::drool5::drool5:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Quick Parker, run me a cold bath.
I do agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
She does have a nice pair.
This one has some pretty nice legs too:
http://img.listal.com/image/118655/6...quel-welch.jpg
and
face(s):
http://www.celebritiesfans.com/Pic/raquelwelch.jpg
Gilliatt
And me.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
But not together!
Raquel never quite made the grade for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Maybe if she bleached her hair!
:D
(Mind you, it's probably white now anyway!)
Seriously? The legs and the face are the first things you notice in those photos???Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Not that tub, Parker, that's where I'm keeping my ice for the drinks....:ack2: too late:frown2:Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
I don't think I'd get anywhere near those thighs; they'd crush the manhood right out of you:smilewinkgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Now that's a picture I need to wash out of my mind:yikes:; quick parker a triple...no forget the ice....Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
It's all about survival; they want to see where the boots are stepping and how sharp the teeth are:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Which begs the ultimate question, gentlemen: Tits or a*s?Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
I'm with you, Raquel didn't have an ounce of feminine softness; I don't even think going blonde would help those killer eyes and dude jaw line...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Last time I saw her (on one of those shopping shows) she was doing wigs and had a pronounced moustache...
Hey, remember Liza Minelli, I saw her own a shopping show a few days ago, she looked like they had taken her out of the cryogenic chamber to sell her jewelry...
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Consider me lining up to be crushed - I've always had the hots for Steffi.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Thanks for that!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
There's a picture that will haunt me like an earworm. Does that make it an eyeworm?
At least she can sing!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:D
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R e m i n d e r
Please keep in mind that this is an all ages Forum visited by people from different social, cultural and religious backgrounds.
Aye, and even worse, moderators that can reconfigurate limericks. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
" That is the question " ...... " Whether it be nobler in the mind "..... I personally prefer, or do I ? In times of indecision and moral uncertainty one should always defer to Soundo. Anyway why should it be an and or or? It is our manly duty on the Blokes Thread to give a definite opinion, here is mine. BOTH. :)
Like this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Once there was an old man called Jocky,
Who did not know he was so lucky.
“With all the possibilities that run ahead,”
The Moderator smiled to him as she said:
“Take heed and don’t be so vainly plucky.”
:p
Warning noted, however it has to be pointed out the third line does not scan. Mind you it can always be changed, anything's possible on this thread. As to the " old man " slur, remember your own words. Goodnight from the " aged person ". ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
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No, Steffi is not a bone crusher like Raquel...what does she do anyway; besides break the heels off her shoes...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:ack2: I just am afraid of worms in any capacity; I could never watch star trek after that one movie where the fellow gets a worm in his ear...
Well, she did sing...It looks like her mouth is frozen now; maybe it was botox. Iliked her moms voice better; but I think Liza may have been a nicer person.
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Thank you, Jocky, for that vote of confidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I think you're in your prime, by the way, and so does Mrs. Jocky:smilewinkgrin: