We talk about boobs and hammers. But the women couldnt resist joining us. Tired of talking about purses it seems...
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We talk about boobs and hammers. But the women couldnt resist joining us. Tired of talking about purses it seems...
Mono - BRAVO!!! :D
Atheist - agree on the beer, 45 angle rule was somehow forgotten :lol:
Some of you remember Denise Richards in early days? Or hate hairs in nose (I cried yesterday because of it)?
Smile and eyes are top; boobs and *** will be ruined after first child or after hard break up :)
Pilsner, wheat/white beer or black beer? What do you prefer?
P.S. Bud and something from Australia (Forest ?)- only two outside from Europe I tried and also two worst beers I ever tried.:sick:
Well...I don't have any boobs yet, but as I guess as I get older, I'll have to get me one of Kramer's Bro contraptions (Seinfeld episode). But I do work in the construction field...that's where we hoot and holler...and make cat calls...right?Quote:
Originally Posted by kevinthediltz
The construction site is where we create all our philosophy.Quote:
Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC
Fosters? Does it come in a dark blue can? They can't be worse than Stella Atois (sp?)Quote:
Originally Posted by bazarov
Hey guys,
I'm loving all the wonderful topics that this thread addresses: beer, chicks, poetry, beer, chicks, beer. . . But something was missing (to me at least): fish. Do any of you all go fishing? If so, I can' think of a better place than here to tell your "big fish" stories.
When I'm not at work, I'll post a picture of a beautiful brook trout (speckled trout, for the Canucks here) that I have mounted to the wall of my reading room.
:)
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Originally Posted by bazarov
Yeah i reckon hes on about Fosters. Possibly the rankest beer on the planet.Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyWitch
You forgot the R in Artois. And its not that bad...
*spots an Erdinger Weiss, grabs it, and sneaks out of "the blokes thread" and heads for "Who wants a Beer!"*
Nose hair!Quote:
Originally Posted by bazarov
That's another of the things which prove that god is really a woman. I mean, childbirth, periods, bah - they're nothing; women would give up if they had to go through what we men do.
Shhh - we don't want the young fellas to get the right idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by bazarov
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Originally Posted by bazarov
It would definitely be Fosters, because that is the second-worst beer in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyWitch
Just behind Budweiser as the worst.
Fishing? You bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Comedian
I dunno about that stuff you catch in rivers & lakes though - fishing is what we do in the sea and I don't think the excuse that the sea is 8000 miles away is much of an excuse.
This is just my daughter's best catch from a while back:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...baje20fish.jpg
In response to the aforementioned female tennis players, Ana Ivanovic (the third one) is by far the most attractive. Brunettes.
Are men obsessed with beer or something? I'd take straight whiskey over it any day.
Yes it is in a dark blue can and tastes absolutely dreadful but because it is weak and cheaper than many other beers, it is popular with teenagers. One must be carefull in pubs when talking about beers though because it could cause trouble. I went into a pub and asked for a pint of lager. The barman asked if I wanted Fosters and I said "That's only for women and children" and ordered something else. When the barman asked a guy standing next to me what he wanted, he replied "Fosters."Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyWitch
Stella Artois is a better drink but no match for Leffe Blonde which is the best lager in the world and rather expensive.
You must remember that we do not have the Reinheitsgebot in the UK, so most German lagers are made here under licence and bear no relation to the original German beers.
Stella Artois makes me want to kill myself. I do not mind some Fosters, though. There are a lot of American beers that can compete with both of those on the 'nasty' scale.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Bean
I prefer the Vermont beer Magic Hat Number 9
EDIT: but then again, I'm American, what do I know
I admit that I haven't had Stella Artois for some time so perhaps it has deteriorated in the interim. There are a number of American beers other than Budweiser available in the UK such as Coors and Miller Light but they are all pretty tasteless, as are the majority of British lagers. There is one really powerfull British lager called Tennants Super which does live up to its name but is very strong and, as far as I know, cannot be bought in pubs but is sold in tins. Americans and others coming to these shores are often puzzled by English Ale, colloquially known as bitter, and is completely different from lager and drunk by a large part of the male drinking public. It is, in my view, a much tatstier beer than lager and is also cheaper. The one drawback is the calorie count which means an increase in weight greater than that for lager drinkers. I like it but for visiting foreigners it is an acquired taste, I heard one German describe it as like drinking diesel oil.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathor
No, I don't have to ask; and I am quite familar with men's ways, thank you! And now, I see a lot of women invaders to this thread....it's getting more posts than any other threads, I noticed...quite the place to hang out these days....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
....and Mono, I loved your poem! :thumbs_up:lol:
hahaah...is that a play on words, Virgil? Like I don't know by now how you think. :lol:Quote:
This thread is a ball of laughs. :D
Play on words...you ought to check out the Thread about clothing...would that be a Thread of threads?
I'm with you, Mathor! Jack me! Or Jim me. Or Knob me. **** it. Just whiskey me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathor