Here's a red head for ya:
(with champagne and beans no less!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8T1ZR98aEA
Gilliatt
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Here's a red head for ya:
(with champagne and beans no less!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8T1ZR98aEA
Gilliatt
A great lady! I love the story of how she fell and her husband rescued her, stole a plane and flew her to have surgery. Later, he became disabled and she cared for him...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
She fell off a motor cycle she was riding in 2000...what a woman!
Oh yeah. Ann-Margaret, I've always had a ...... soft spot for her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Sorry to wrench this thread away from fascinating redheads.
Parker! a bottle of Champagne to Mr Trott at Lords please, the first double century by an England player (ok he's Irish really) since Petersen in 2006 (who's South African, but still.)
And in the tradition of fair play and respecting one's opponent a bottle for Mr Shahadat for his 5 wickets.
He sent a magnum, I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Don't we still own Ireland?Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Quite right.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
A bottle of ginger ale in deference to his religion.*
*Parker's religion, that is - saving money
Any way back to the Redheads, does any one remember the gorgeous Susan Heyward?
The way she would rake her experienced eyes over the romantic lead with a mixture of invitation and disdain. Like she was saying "So you think you're man enough do you?" Then her mouth - a half smile playing over her luscious lips, a little bit challengeing, a little bit sluttish, for the right man that is - a Yorkshire farmer for example. :drool5:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...13055_f248.jpg
It is hard to resist that look in her eyes, she looks so inviting yet so confident.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
:lol:;)Have Parker send me a bottle of both, one to occupy myself during the games and one to settle my stomach afterwards....Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
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Originally Posted by prendrelemick
So, do men like confident women on the screen; or do they like them in the home as well:confused5: Mr Sounds 1 thought my confidence was, at times, annoying; while Mr Sounds 2 found it just plain scary ; he always managed to disappear just as I was complaining to the carpet man, "Yes, it looks very nice; but I insist on having my front door put back on":flare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
I find confidence very attractive in women, too emotional women are the most annoying, as you really have to watch what you say and I do not find that attractive at all. Did someone pull your door down?Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Yes, the second Mr Sounds was a Navy fellow...a guy's guy...and I usually left him to swap stories with the repair men; I usually showed up a few minutes before to compliment them both, hand them a drink and a tip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
On this particular day, I noticed that while the carpet looked magnificent; both the inner and outer doors were still laying in a pile. I insisted the fellow needed to rehang the doors and Mr Sounds said, "Oh, it's nothing, I can do it; just got to shave a little off the bottoms".
I reminded Mr Sounds that, in Florida, inside doors were hollow. Mr Sounds looked alittle taken a back but still insisted we pay the fellow and give him a tip. We slept, that night, with a board nailed over the front door and the following day, it took Mr Sounds all day to refit and rehang the front door.
It has been 25 years, and there are still no closet doors hanging:lol:
Well... its Memorial Day weekend... I have three days off followed by a mere 7 more days of work before summer vacation. This is the one time of the year when I think, "Oh yeah... teaching's not a bad gig after all.":banana:
I just completed my latest painting after a long day in the HOT studio and so now I'm sitting back... just finished steaks on the grill... and I'm listening to Kind of Blue with my second Young's Double Chocolate in hand... I have a Three Philosopher's Belgian Ale and a couple of Sam Smith Imperial Stouts waiting in the wings... along with the Rolling Stones on the disc changer. It's gonna be one of those nights.:party::cheers2:
It looks like I have missed a weekend of unadulterated debauchery. Half naked women, glorious redheads, sailors, swinging doors and cricket. Life would have been so much better had we followed the words of the immortal Dryden.
In pious times, ere priest-craft did begin,
Before polygamy was made a sin;
When man, on many, multipli,d his kind,
Ere one to one was cursedly confined
Promiscuous use of cocubine and bride;
Then Israel's monarch, after Heaven's own heart,
His vigorous warmth did variously impart
To wives and slaves: and wide his command,
Scattered his makers image through the land.
This post was vetted and approved by Mrs Jocky. :)
hey hey - StLukes !!Quote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
Sounds like a great evening, savor the moment!!
Whoa! I just noticed a slight spike on the Blokes thread intellectual meter. Must be the combination of StLukes presence and your quoting Dryden.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Ahhh, too bad...looks like I pegged it back to "0".
In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator" and deal with the Opossum's in the creek:
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/a...m/IMG_1566.jpg
I just took that photo about an hour ago. The old fella had our dogs in a fit of agitation.
He is clamping down on a stick that I was attempting to use to carry him further away.
Gilliatt
How long did it take you to google Dryden ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
The wife joined me on our slow slip sliddin' into inebriation (she with a lovely raspberry lambic) so I've post-poned the Stones and we're listening to some mellow Brubeck (the classic Take Five album).
Well I broke out my bottle of Three Philosopher's Belgian Ale (10% alcohol!:drool5:) Nietzsche is peachy... but nothing beats the three philosophers: Larry, Curly, and Moe... with the Stone blarin'!:hat::thumbs_up:devil::crazy:
Rape! Murder! It's just a shout away!
Gimme Shelter!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/...13d197f4_b.jpg
Oh yeah... this one will do you in. (Thank God for spell check!) The only thing better is the hard stuff: Jack Daniels or Three Worm Tequila:drool5:.
"I'll stick my knife right down your throat, baby, and that hurts..."
"I'm a monke..............y!!!"
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4005/...9cf5d449_o.jpg
Sheer poetry:lol:
"You can't always get what you want..."
Hows the head St Lukes ?
haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Now this is a beautiful redhead.
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...monesimons.png
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...onesimons2.jpg
Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.
I've got a feeling that we won't see St Lukes around for couple of days...Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Nah... I only slept 'til noon. Not bad for going to bed after 2:00 and as out of it as I was. I never get a hang over from good beer. I was a professional at this for longer than I'll admit. Wine on the other hand........ugh! Sulphites! You're sure to be worshiping the porcelain god! :sick:
I'm ready for my steak and eggs!:drool5:
If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky original:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
You're too late, Gilliatt, I already brought the intellectual meter down by thinking Jocky wrote Dryden...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
I'm afraid I'd rather look out my window at possums and racoons (my cats love the racoons...fascinated that they can eat with their hands) than raise my IQ:blush:
Hey stlukesguild, if you turn off Mick and turn on the a/c; I'll stay for the steak and a profound discussion of the antics of the stooges:lol:
I'm not sure how I prefer things. In the old days, a woman had to convince her husband to take a break and call the professionals (part with that cash he was saving for a new fishing rod) or suffer in silence as he jerry rigged the fridge and it started walking through the house:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
Of course, alot of blokes have found, nowadays, that it's much easier to leave the wife home with the plumber, let her pay 80 dollars to change that tiny washer in the dripping faucet; and head off to the creek with the old fishing rod:idea::leaving:
It would really be a dilema whether to stare at her cleavage or eyes....I guess the eyes are always there:lol:
Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.Quote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.
Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!
Steak & eggs? Make mine a double.
There's something about that porcelain quality of reheads' skin that does it, I'm sure. She's a classic example.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
Not good enough to be jocky's own work.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:blush: I apologize, Jocky:sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
What did you say...there's something vampirish...all that white porcelain skin and blue veins....not to mention the black leather and hair color compliments from loreal?
Meow...Sorry guys; I hope I don't lose my "bloke status"; but the girl in me comes out every once in a while feeling catty...:lol:
Yes, I note that very, very few redheads have natural colour these days. The other thing is, most redheads are covered in freckles - unless their parents kept them 100% out of the sun as kids - so either Photoshop or heavy makeup is necessary.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
That's perfectly ok.
You must get on famously with Parker - he's as catty as a tomcat party outside the cattery for single purebred females.
Hey, I see we've lost our Saffer mate - the Dizzy Doll. She asked for her account to be deleted, which isn't possible on vBulletin, so she's been listed as banned.
I always wonder why people do that. I've "left" lots of forums, but never found the need to stop my account or anything - I just don't go back to them.
In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator"
Ooh! Great beer! I haven't had one in a while. I still remember my first. An artist friend bought one for me the day before I moved back from NYC.
Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.
On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.
Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!
Oh yes. I remember one morning after having put away a good portion of a 5th of Jack Daniels. As I staggered to the john, the wife mockingly intoned, "You deserve whatever hangover you've got after last night," to which I replied, "What hang-over? I'm still drunk.":lol:
I've learned to stick with one type of drink (beers or clears...), avoid excesses in wine, and drink a healthy amount of water before finally hitting the sack.
Well thank you, I've got my cattiness out for another year...Parker cured it by dosing me heavily with champagne and promising to end the night at a ladies only tupperware party...I hear there may be a dancing policeman:banana::banana: and cake...I love cake:drool5:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Yes, I do miss dear Dizzy and her wild pms...she definitely had my curiosity peaked with the American writing accent, the Vegas attitude and all the paranormal stuff...I've never quite met anyone like her...maybe I and Parker will run into her at the tupperware party
Now, we should all take our hats off and drink to Scher for her long suffering and lady like conduct while she was being publicly accused and abused by the doll: cheers2:
Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create:coolgleamA:
I don't beieve I spent a year thinking you were a profound and statuesque chick :dupe::conehead::out:Quote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
So now that I've been in the dark so long; when do we get to the topic of who was the best 3rd stooge...I still like curley best:biggrinjester:
I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?:wink5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
Thats true. As a young lad I wanted to be called Arnie.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Ah, the old "men in uniform" trick!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Ok, I missed all that. Sounds better than Peyton Place!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
I'm still reeling from Sounds suggeson that I become a Love Doctor. Question: can love doctors self medicate?
Anyway it seems as if it's all been happening since Parker and I went on the town. Redeads and hangovers abound. I agree about the wine. The last time I got leathered on it I ended up with my head down my outside drain. It was a long time ago I hasten to add. I'm now a pillar of the community - pillock of the community my wife says...
Luckily my father is an expert in fixing things, so I just call him if there is anything I can't figure out myself. If he then can't figure it out, I just pay for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
That is a dilemma I find myself in quite alot:wink5: who can argue the beauty of Simone Simons?
Well yes, Rock chicks with large breasts are a huge turn on for me :cornut: but in a long term relationship, I find other qualities attractive, even though most of my past girlfriends has been rock chicks... with large breasts.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
She is, and not just that she is an excellent singer too..Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyDhK7B7MrU
My first lover was a redhead...I'm not sure whether they are more popular for their appearance, temperament, or that they just make a greater effort to make an impression (without appearing to do so)...Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
This fellow had a fierce temper and was part rabbit:banana::banana:
I think "Mick" is a really sexy name; but I may be biased because I only know 2 arnolds, one is a 65 yo drug dealer/insurance man and the other is a television series pig:piggy:
I was very disappointed when Parker went home with the fellows phone number, badge and gstring...along with the 50 I put in it:prrr:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Well, I had the advantage of pms! Dizzy thought Scher was a stalker who displayed a marked preference for Mark and was in love with hillwalker...
I told her that the more controversial threads are watched more by the mods, Mark only annoys people he really likes (No I didn't say that...well, not quite the same way:smilielol5:) and men and women alike love hillwalker because he always gives encouragement and only kind constructive criticism.
Why do people always think my profound psychological profiles resemble soap operas:confused5::leaving:
You Are the love doctor , we have only to put the sign out on your front door. You probably shouldn't self medicate; if we mere mortals have side effects ("which may last up to 4 hours"...what horrid things could befall you)Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I think that was always the problem I had: my dad had only an 8th grade education; but he could fix all the household appliances, build rooms on the house, rebuild car engines. I think that's why my husbands felt the need to compete; but by the time I married, cars and appliances were more complicated and there were building codes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
Simone is of course, very beautiful. I was jumping around you tube and noticed her, early on, with very pale blonde hair and a bit more facial color, the eyes are the same.
I was confused about the voice; she had a bit of an "Eliza Dolittle" accent...so I don't know if she studied opera or her performances are micked like so many other singers. Wherever the voice comes from, it is a showstopper!
You what?????Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Oh..... "medicate".
I guess.
You really need to hone that down a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
As it stands, you're including Courtney Love.
Well, Prince Harry has just been dubbed "King of Cool" by some magazine, so maybe you're onto something!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
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Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I never touched her!
unfortunately:nonod:
Men feel the need to compete with their father in law, it starts from the alittle too firm handshake by the door where you know he is just thinking 'i know you are doing my daughter'. jk, but men sure have the need to be able to build and repair things, because its masculine I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I do not think her voice is micked, she has taken classical singing lessons and sang in a choir before joining Epica. She has a very powerful operatic voice with a very unique style. I saw her live once, and it was a great experience.
Yea okay, but with rock chicks I am refering to women like Maria BrinkQuote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...mariabrink.jpg
You're obviously some kind of tattoo fan!
I cannot figure out why anyone would want to do that to him/herself. Tattoos are fine with me, but I'm a great fan of keeping them in places where you can hide them if it's appropriate.
She's gonna feel completely stupid in 40-50 years' time when she's off to pick the grandchildren up from school. I hope she realises how much more getting them taken off hurts than getting them.
Well, he is quite adorable in that uniform. I was curious about his lineage; but maybe he was fortuanate enough to resemble Phillip and his mom instead of his dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I don't know, does anyone ever sleep with gingers or do they just spring up like that chick in Beowulf. I have this theory that if men actually ever slept with redheads, it would get out of their system....all the men I know are forever in love because they were all dumped by a ginger. Now I had my ginger, dumped him years ago and it is all out of my system...except for Robert pattinson:drool5:Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Yes, I did catch that...How is it spelled: miced...nah, miked...maybe...:leaving:
Yeah, it's that way with mothers also; only, they look into the girls soul and can see for themselves what you are doing with their son...positively creepy...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
It would be nice if all men could fix things and all women could cook and clean...utopia.
Well, if that's the case, the girl has it all...how do you plan to get her? What, you're going to let the perfect woman get away....
Okay, another vote...all of these rocker chicks have breasts that look like oranges....no torpedos, no confused falling to the sides or turning up...are they real?
Okay, guys, any tattoos....Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I think it just ruins an already beautiful woman; though I do recall one readhead with a vine down her back. She always wore backless clothes and it was just fascinating; until she turned around and had that big diamond sticking from her nose...it looked like someone needed to give her a tissue...
Hard to tell, but there are so many false ones, you'd never know until you.... got your hands on them?Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I have a black panther from a time when it wasn't trendy to have tatts. It's on my bicep, so I can decide whether it's out or hidden.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Oh god yes, if tattooing detracts, piercings do so much more detracting.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I've never understood that at all.
Hey, I just thought of another red head !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EgE6PbBEIc
Oh, you thought I was talking about Ginger?
Get a load of Mrs. Howell !! (on the right)
In the words of Austin Powers;
"Yeah baby"
yes I am! Especially long tatoos down the arms of women and back tatoos.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
She is probably going to feel stupid at that time, but being the lead singer of a metal band I think she likes them and wouldn't change it, though I don't know about how Maria Brink feels about her tatoos.
Haha yea most moms are like that, though my mother has always liked the girls I brought home when I was living there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Soundofmusic
Yea I would like to be able to fix things, but sadly I don't know what is up and down on most of those things, so if something brakes I just ramble around with it for a while, until I come to the conclusion that it doesn't work, and call my dad.
And I will not let Simone Simons get away, I will get her one day, you'll see:D
Anne Lindfjelds breasts are real, though I don't know about the others. I like to imagine those are real too.
I and jester will bring the girls by for authenticity testing; should we bring them to the front door or the servants entrance:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Ah, I knew you'd have something wild and untamable on your bicep...I'd cover up if you visit the Southern US.
Ah yes, sweet Tina, she aged well too; did you see her in Stepford Wives?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Did you bring any tattooed girls home to mom?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesterhead
Young tattooed girls often look pretty good; it's the old fat moms with the tats on their enormous legs and chest that gross a person out...
Well get dad to show you soon; my dad is 87 now, last time I visited he limped out to my car, nose cancer in the bright sun and began cleaning my car battery, cursing the whole time...(he's very religious, but the abuse of a car engine is something that always makes him take his lords name in vain)
Well, I plan to tell Robert Pattinson I'm the candy man; how are you planing to catch Simone...and how did you check Annes breasts?