Originally Posted by
MrRegular
When we die we all become potatoes. To prove this I give you the fact that when a human dies, somewhere a potato germinates. There is also the conciousness of the potato, which is remarkably similar to that of the human. They are known to suffer from many similar neurosis, such as bipolar disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder, though their physical capacity limits the display of these.
You may then ask 'what happens when a potato dies?'
The answer is simple. They can become such things as the majestic Ccptilst of PSR 1257+12 if their behavior as a potato was good or as a 'chicken' at a Kentucky Fried Chicken farm if their behavior was bad.