Answer them.
What should you do if your nose is running?
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Answer them.
What should you do if your nose is running?
Try to outrun it
Why do fleas bite?
because they don't want people to think that they suck
what goes on inside a bat house?
They all go "batty"...
How can one cool off on a hot day?
Air conditioning pops to mind
Why do wolves howl at the moon?
No, no, it's the moon that's howling at them.
Why do frogs croak?
They have bugs stuck in their throats.
Why do birds fly?
Walking is very tiring.
Why are male ladybugs still called 'Lady'?
Because they wear skirts...
Why is food referred to as "grub"?
Because many Cultures eat actual grubs
Why do flowers bloom?
Because it's the mating season.
Do these pants make my butt look fat?
No...your fat butt makes your butt look fat...
Why is it that no matter what a beautiful actress is doing on the big screen, her hair still looks beautiful?
Wigs and hair spray enough to deflect bullets.
Why do the bad guys never shoot straight when it comes to the good guys?
It was an accident every single time.
Why do flies only ever fly in front of the screen, rather than around it?
(I don't think my questions are stupid enough. :()
You are right, but I'll do my best.
It only happens when there is something to be read on the screen, and because insects are not on good terms with oculists, they don't have glasses, so they must get extremely close to the screen in order to read the text.
What kind of paper is the best to write a love novel on?
Red and shaped like a heart.
How does the computer get all the words to go in a straight line?
It hires a ruler.
Is it true that the world is round?
I sat on it. Nope.
How do you use a chair?
You spin it around a few times, then pop it on your head.
How long is forever?
(I got ninja'd by your daughter ><.)
Well forever ended about two months ago.
Why doesn't water taste like milk?
Call me daft, but what do you mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Revolte
Because um um, um um the fish went pee pee in the water.
What does ninja'd mean?
Ninja would.
What does the moon do when the sun is out?
It moons Maryd and Heathcliff...:ciappa:
What happens when the sun shines on the dark side of the moon?
Gottdamerung
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because Pie tastes like purple.
what is up and not a circle?
Squaresville
Why is snow white?
Why is Snow White what? :lol:
Was Snow White's stepmother really that pretty to begin with?
No, of course not! It was only the botox.
Why do fairytales always end happily ever after?
Optimistic Revisionists...
Why should we let sleeping dogs lie?
Because if you wake them up, they'll start barking all over again! :P
Why is it so important that the cat doesn't get out of the bag?
She will scratch you....duh!
Why dancing babies so cute?
Small = cute, small baby + show of skill = extra cute
Why don't cats like water?
They prefer a good Brandy
Why does everybody carp about the obese?
Because they're jealous.
Why is the cake a lie?
It always could be batter, um, better
Why does everything bad for us taste so good, and everything good for us taste so bland?
Because the cake is a lie.
Why did the catapiller wear the monkey suit?
Because he was invited to a monkey wedding.
Why do we feel the need to ask questions?
Because we're too stupid to think for ourselves
Why don't cows fly?
Because they would be too hard to milk.
Why don't humans live in the ocean?
Because the mermaids got there before we did.
Why is the word "pants" plural?