No, no, it's the moon that's howling at them.
Why do frogs croak?
No, no, it's the moon that's howling at them.
Why do frogs croak?
Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!
They have bugs stuck in their throats.
Why do birds fly?
Walking is very tiring.
Why are male ladybugs still called 'Lady'?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because they wear skirts...
Why is food referred to as "grub"?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
Because many Cultures eat actual grubs
Why do flowers bloom?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because it's the mating season.
Do these pants make my butt look fat?
L'enfer, cest les autres
No...your fat butt makes your butt look fat...
Why is it that no matter what a beautiful actress is doing on the big screen, her hair still looks beautiful?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
Wigs and hair spray enough to deflect bullets.
Why do the bad guys never shoot straight when it comes to the good guys?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
It was an accident every single time.
Why do flies only ever fly in front of the screen, rather than around it?
(I don't think my questions are stupid enough.)
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
You are right, but I'll do my best.
It only happens when there is something to be read on the screen, and because insects are not on good terms with oculists, they don't have glasses, so they must get extremely close to the screen in order to read the text.
What kind of paper is the best to write a love novel on?
Red and shaped like a heart.
How does the computer get all the words to go in a straight line?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
It hires a ruler.
Is it true that the world is round?
I sat on it. Nope.
How do you use a chair?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
You spin it around a few times, then pop it on your head.
How long is forever?
(I got ninja'd by your daughter ><.)
Well forever ended about two months ago.
Why doesn't water taste like milk?
"We are animals with problems that no other animal has." - Radam J. Starkiller
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