Because they are jealous of them.
Why don't men give up their seat to women anymore?
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Because they are jealous of them.
Why don't men give up their seat to women anymore?
Because they are showing their true colors.
Why do people send flowers as gift ?
Because they received them as a gift and wanted to give them away.
Do you think I am insane?
I don't want to offend anybody.
Why do owls come out at night?
Because they forget to wake up during the day.
Why do people need each other?
To tell each other when there are kick-me signs on their back.
Why do people have backs?
To do backbiting.
Why do we read stories?
To find friends.
Why do we eat?
If we don't the stomach will go on a hunger strike.
Why do we send SMS?
Now that one cracked me up.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowdrop17
Because our fingers need something to do, when our mouths are shut.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowdrop17
Why do you read?
To learn from others mistakes.
Why do we look in the mirror?
So that we can watch it crack.
Why do women (And some men) wear make up?
:biggrin5::biggrin5:Wow! I made someone happy.Laughter is the best medicine.:smilewinkgrin::smilewinkgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
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Why do women (And some men) wear make up?
To conceal their horrible real self.
Now my chance:
Black is a color. White is also a color. So why is a black and white TV not called a color TV?
Because the guy who invented TV was colour blind and thus didn't think it prudent to call it a colour tv since he wouldn't be able to see anything if it was a colour TV.
Why are pizza's round?
Because it makes it a lot easier to play frisbee with them.
Why are cats so adorable?
Because they remind us of stuffed toys.
Why are hippos so ugly?
They are ugly because it scares their predators, they rather have a beautiful antilope steak than a hipp burger.
Why are the universal studios not universal, but located on a lot somewhere?
The aliens sold them the land.
Why did Goldilocks eat the porridge?
Because she thought it would make her hair grow.
Is the moon really yellow?
That is because it is made out of cheese.
Why does this bottle have a hole at the top?
To let in all the bugs, while you are drinking
Why is the web so confusing?
The spider said so.
Why do some people have red hair?
Because it makes them look hot.
Why is water colorless?
It is cheaper.
Why did the accident happen?
Because the newspaper was going blank for two days.
Why do we scratch?
Because we are looking for the flea.
Why do fleas like dogs and cats?
Cats and dogs spend more time closer to home than humans and that suits fleas, who are very homely creatures.
When a cow was milked for the very first time, what did the person milking it think was going to happen?
That the cow would go... Toot - Toot.
Why are we born?
Early women found in favour of this, rather than laying an egg.
Why does it rain?
Because we are sick of the snow...
Why are there ten hot dogs in a pack, when there are twelve buns?
the two extra buns are for cleaning up after the dogs
If I wear one of those aerodynamic biker suits when I walk, will I get to my destination faster?
No...you have to wear an aerodynamic walker suit for that...
Why is the sky blue?
It's actually swirls of orange and purple if you see it through Ozzy Osbourne's little round glasses.
Would it cause a mayhem if I store a crow bar right next to a monkey bar?
The result would be the Cro-monknus Man Bar...
Why is it impossible to return a car jack into its exact position after changing a tire?
You should have used a car jane (men are impossible.....)
why can't we see in the dark?
Because your eyes are shut...
When will we ever learn?
When I finish writing the book called "learning - the Idiots Way."
Why do some people stir other people?
Because they have a big spoon up their backside and have a need to use it.....
Why is red not the same as brown when you consider colours to be unique?
Oh, Aimussage... This one just blew me away. You made my day dear. Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
Because red had a fight with brown and they are no longer colorful friends.
Why are people always searching for ansers?
Because if they didn't they'd be doing nothing but be in a state of absolute nothingness.
What happened to the sweeping scenes in movies?