They ran out of places to put the fog.
Where do the clouds go at night?
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They ran out of places to put the fog.
Where do the clouds go at night?
to sleep
Why nimbus? Threshing floor?
It is the fastest.
Why did you paint the invisible car?
Was that invisible???
Why do all men snore?
Because... ehe... ehe... hehe...
Why do penguins fly?
To catch up with pigeons.
Why don't pigs fly?
bad drag coefficient
What does drag really accomplish,
except in the long run?
Drag...and it's not pretty...
http://news.softpedia.com/images/new...-in-Drag-2.jpg
When are we going to realize that men don't look good as women?
Speak for yourself, I may be delusional but, I still feel pretty.
What's the deal with mitochondria?
It ate the fish.
What makes the world go round?
Euclidean geometry.
Why do I have to sleep?
Because the moon said so.
Why did the moon eat the stars?
Because it ran out of cheese.
What makes the moon shine?
Shoe polish.
Why must teeth be brushed?
To swallow tooth-paste before going to bed. :sick:
Why do we smile?
So our mouth won't fade away.
Why are you here?
That's not a stupid question! :p
As a matter of fact, I'm here to tell you "That's not a stupid question! :p" and to say "As a matter of fact, I'm here to tell you 'That's not a stupid question! :p' and to say 'As a matter of fact I'm here to tell you .. . . . . '"
Why is the sun happy?
Because it resembles a giant egg yolk. A cosmic egg yolk. :lol:
Why do some vampires sparkle?
(That was an extremely stupid question)
:p
glint
Hobo camp?
Are we at a camp?
Why did my plant die?
You didn't let it watch Camp Rock...
Should I go to bed soon?
Nah.
Camp is a bad influence, I would never let my plant watch him do anything of the sort.
Would you camp under a rock?
him??Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathcliff
Ah, Camp is more a guy's name.Quote:
Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC
Does anyone know where Bob went?
He left?
What about Bob?
How did the apples get in there in the first place?
Because Bob has a big mouth.
Is the earth really round?
What in this whole flat world would give you that idea?
Why did Captain Cook use a boat to get to Australia, why didn't he use his wings to fly?
FAA put him on the no-fly list.
Do donkeys know how stupid they are?
Yes, because they think their eee-aww is everytime an angel gets his wings.
Can pigs really fly?
They can, but only ones that can enter their crysalis and transform into flying ones.
Why are there thorns on rose stems?
So women can make fools of men in even another way...
Do Robins really have anything to do with Bats?
Robins are always training to be Bats, but they don't stay up late enough to complete their training.
Who is the eye at the top of the pyramid?
Someone with a very pointy head...
Do blonds really have more fun?
I dyed my hair blond once, but I didn't have any fun.
Why do men whistle at women?
Generations of mutilation.
Why did they invent the coaster?
because it had not been invented yet (of course)!
Who was invention's grandmother (a grandmother being necessary)?
The Mistake of course... Without the mistake - invention would never have been born.
Why do we have cars?
Because bicycles don't expell exhaust.
Why are sneakers smelly?
To compete with your feet.
Why do most men like sports?