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X was so busy nefariously plotting kiz death that he forgot that father time usually charged a price, even to his closest friends and when he left X found he had aged a 100 years, had a heart attack and died. His followers inherited all his money tough.
Baki was killed by one of those jealous ninjas... he/she got too worried about Baki hanging out with other people, went crazy, and killed her.
weepingforloman was wandering around in the San Diego zoo .. actually he was on the train ride 'round the park. But anyhow, much to everyone's shock and dismay, one of the giraffe's (Ivan, the largest one in the world) went crazy and chased the train. The conductor got worried about the animal being injured and stopped the train. Sadly, before anyone could figure out what all the fuss was about, a certain forloman lay on the pavement, flattened completely. A two dimensional person, headed for the fourth dimension.... It was said that the first laugh ever to be heard from a giraffe was heard that day... but then, it might have been the wind...
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Originally Posted by Bakiryu
concerning that he's 19!!!!!!!!! yeah, he doesn't really look it, but he's still my favorite singer.:blush: (sorry for going girly everyone else... but i do want to make it clear that i DO NOT have a crush on him, though it would be nice to get to know him)
paws was trotting down the lane, when all of a sudden a giant dog jumped out in front of her... she ran madly away from it screaming that it was going to kill her. but the dog didn't evan notice her and turned around. well paws never noticed this and kept on running. as she running she never saw a giant ditch i front of her... she fell down and plunged to her death.
Shurtugal farted loudly in front of Billy, and died of embarassment. It's a shame, really.
Weepingforloman did NOT die so far as is known but having gone in search of God, he was never seen again.
And as an alternative to the site he proposes consider checking this out as well: atheism.about.com/mpboards.htm
Prince, whilst in the library, was catching up on his daily dose of Dostoevsky, and what do you suppose! They closed the library for renovations! Our poor Prince got very hungry, what with being surrounded by all those books ... Anyhow, he succumbed to a death of having not been fed for days as a result of this thirst for our Russian genius...
How, exactly, could I search for God? Mentally/spiritually, I have already found Him. Physically? He is incorporeal.Quote:
Originally Posted by PrinceMyshkin
The Artist Formerly Known As Myshkin was executed for lack of logic:) .
Weepingforloman was killed as a punishment for not killing kiz_paws, when it was her turn to die :lol:
Annamariah died when a group of magical ogres kidnapped her on her travels and ate her with mango chutney. Yum!
Poor me, I'm allergic to mango :(
Bakiryu sat so many hours in front of her computer that she finally became a computer program herself. Too bad she got a computer virus from Internet and died.
Anna, in a moment of silliness, turned her music up so loud that the roof exploded above her and she was crushed to dust instantly...
Kiz_Paz tried to join an average bear family but they ate her for not being average!
Baki was eaten by the bears too for they couldn't resist a faerie like that. They thought her "Royalty"
And toni survived it? :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by the silent x
toni died when she and baki got in a fight on who had better writing... baki got so mad at her that she killed toni. so poor toni never got to know who had the best writing.