Shurtugal died of fright when she saw Gerard Way all bloody and messy singing "I gaaaave youuu blood, blood, gallons of the stuff.....":P
Shurtugal died of fright when she saw Gerard Way all bloody and messy singing "I gaaaave youuu blood, blood, gallons of the stuff.....":P
Last edited by toni; 07-16-2007 at 10:25 PM.
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive!
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Toni died after she discovered Gerard had drowned in his own sweet, sweet blood.
Shall these bones live?
shalot and shurtugal adn baki all died when tehy were having a massive brawl, not getting a bclear shot, X laser painted the targetand had a bomb dropped in the middle of the fightsorry shurtugal adn shalot, you didn't die, yiu weree thought dead cause you were unconcious, the bomb landed right on baki's head, kinda hard tp srvive that
life philosophy: "if one wants to succeed, they must become independent, if one wants to be independent, one must strive past the dificulties, using them to shape future desicions, like a sword being folded, every fold is a hardship overcome, and every fold removes one more imperfection that would destroy the completed version"
# of 1st Dans, Black Belts achieved- 2 (1 Hapkido, Sun Moo Kwan), (1 Tae Kwon Do)
Silent, snickering away to himself about the massive deaths listed above, had his head tilted back, laughing louder and louder. Suddenly, he felt a bone wrenching jolt of pain ripple through his entire body, then the coppery taste of blood....
The last thing he recalled is slowly slipping, slipping, slipping away.... he had walked right into a metal wall, sending himself to the promised land....
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Paws, forgetting that it was bear season, thinking it was wabbit or duck season, was shot by Elmer Fudd.... HaHahHah....
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
everyone, stunned that pen didn't come up with a witty and creative poem to kill paws with, kills themselves because they think the world is going to end. pen kills himself because he is the only person left on earth.
life philosophy: "if one wants to succeed, they must become independent, if one wants to be independent, one must strive past the dificulties, using them to shape future desicions, like a sword being folded, every fold is a hardship overcome, and every fold removes one more imperfection that would destroy the completed version"
# of 1st Dans, Black Belts achieved- 2 (1 Hapkido, Sun Moo Kwan), (1 Tae Kwon Do)
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weeping's name is pretty clear of how he dies... he weeped himself to death.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
Shurttugal tied as she was trampled by a thousand fangirls who thought she was Billy Gilman's girlfriend
Shall these bones live?
baki was one of those many fangirls and when billy found this out he was so bitterly mad that he did exactly what he new would kill her... he asked her out (hating himself truely, but it was the only way to get back on her) baki was so excited she died!
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
Shurtugal was murdered by bakiryu's jealous ninjas who were angered by her dating Billy. (how old is he anyway, he looks younger than i'm.)
Shall these bones live?
Baki was cooking her favorite ramen one fine evening, when all of a sudden ... there was an explosion. She didn't put water in the pot to boil the noodles, and they tried to cook dry in the pot on the very hot stove, but it was not the right equation and booooom went the lid and hit our Baki on the head.... she has not moved since.
[silent, Pen has written several absolute gems in the way of killing me off, I have to say, lovin' it!!]
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
kiz paws annoyed one of the most dangerous people in the world. i bet you think it's gonna be X, but alas, X needs a break, so he's calling in Father Time, who ages kiz so much that she becomes 1,000 years old in one second.
[I know he has, kiz, but the fact that he didn't write one to kill the person off is kinda scaring me, i'm in my bomb shelter with enough of everything to last me ten years, because of this]
life philosophy: "if one wants to succeed, they must become independent, if one wants to be independent, one must strive past the dificulties, using them to shape future desicions, like a sword being folded, every fold is a hardship overcome, and every fold removes one more imperfection that would destroy the completed version"
# of 1st Dans, Black Belts achieved- 2 (1 Hapkido, Sun Moo Kwan), (1 Tae Kwon Do)
Ha Ha, Silent!
Alrighty then -- Silent x has tried to conceal the fact that he is very ticklish, but in a moment of crazy inspiration, Kiz_paws has figured it out and took a large feather and had several of our strong LitNetters hold Silent down and began an agonizing death of tickling his feet. He laughed all the way cross the River Styx and then some.....
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
but, father time, being X's very good friend, decided to go back in time and switch X with Kiz during the tickle torture, she was then thrown out of hell for laughing to much, thrown into a worm hole that looped so she was stuck in a race track of a wormhole, until she starved and ran out of breath and died
life philosophy: "if one wants to succeed, they must become independent, if one wants to be independent, one must strive past the dificulties, using them to shape future desicions, like a sword being folded, every fold is a hardship overcome, and every fold removes one more imperfection that would destroy the completed version"
# of 1st Dans, Black Belts achieved- 2 (1 Hapkido, Sun Moo Kwan), (1 Tae Kwon Do)
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