because the power have trouble going IN. lol:p
Why does a cat meow?
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because the power have trouble going IN. lol:p
Why does a cat meow?
Because it always thinks it's in pain (me-OW, :p)
Why do books have covers?
Because they feel naked without it. :p
What did the toilet paper said to the tothbrush?
You think youre just so superior dont you?
What does a policeman do?
What a policeman's gotta do!Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
Who said Christmas is a festive season?
The people who get paid to plan Christmads festivals!
Why are the Christmas colors green and red?
To honor the Star Wars films by reminding people of lightsabers.
Why is sparkling cider called "sparkling"?
Because it hurts your throat. Like sparkling fireworks. :p
Why can't brontosaurs and tyrannosaurus rex be friends?
Because the ceiling is too low.
Why are there smilies where ever I turn my head?
Because Im online, lol http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/liebe/f050.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/a045.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/e050.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/e055.gif
Why can't you love me?
Because love hurts and we have run out of painkillers
Are there more fish in the sea?
Nopers, the plankton outnumbered them lol :D
Do you think i am stupid? :eek2:
Cheerios.
Where's the beef?
In the can.
Why are is Einstein inteligente?
because Allen Poe is a writer/poet
Why do I no longer care?