because the power have trouble going IN. lol
Why does a cat meow?
because the power have trouble going IN. lol
Why does a cat meow?
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive!
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Because it always thinks it's in pain (me-OW,)
Why do books have covers?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because they feel naked without it.
What did the toilet paper said to the tothbrush?
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
You think youre just so superior dont you?
What does a policeman do?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
What a policeman's gotta do!Originally Posted by dramasnot6
Who said Christmas is a festive season?
~
"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
~
The people who get paid to plan Christmads festivals!
Why are the Christmas colors green and red?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
To honor the Star Wars films by reminding people of lightsabers.
Why is sparkling cider called "sparkling"?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Because it hurts your throat. Like sparkling fireworks.
Why can't brontosaurs and tyrannosaurus rex be friends?
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
Because the ceiling is too low.
Why are there smilies where ever I turn my head?
Because Im online, lol
Why can't you love me?
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Because love hurts and we have run out of painkillers
Are there more fish in the sea?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Nopers, the plankton outnumbered them lol
Do you think i am stupid?
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
Cheerios.
Where's the beef?
In the can.
Why are is Einstein inteligente?
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy
because Allen Poe is a writer/poet
Why do I no longer care?
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
A tragedy crept to the name Bathory
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