Brain Teasers

ooh, Pen, I hope you're right for #3. :) lol, I needed a laugh.

no and no :D:D
but your getting closer for number 3, here is a hint
its to do with an expression

#3 Laugh until your false teeth fall out?
#6 Tell it it's bad or rotten

#3 - LMAO

...or something to that effect.

ok Pen and Robin you are so nearly there with number 3 it makes my head hurt.

Oh wait aminute did I say how do you make an apple grumble or how do you make an apple puff?

ooops well its the same answer.:blush: Only the puff one is easier/more obvious.

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

1 What has a mouth but does not speak , and a bed but does not sleep?--- a river
2. What did the policeman say to his tummy ? ( americaised english speakers probably wont get this one)
3. What goes ha ha bonk?
4. What goes 99 bonk?-- a centipede with a wooden leg
5 .Whats yellow and scary?
6. How do you make an apple grumble?
7. Where do you go to wieght a whale?
8. What 3 letters are criminals afraid of?----ICU
Just for starters...:brow:

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because I cant be bothered to scroll and check numbers:D

AHHH Ive just noticed a spelling mistakes (stupid spell checker) that changes the meaning sorry sorry :blush:

its where do you go to weigh a whale?

For number 3, does the body part matter?

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

its where do you go to weigh a whale?

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And you are certain that the Scales wasn't right?

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#3 Laugh until you fall on the floor? ROLF?
#5 A banana peel?
#6 What if the apple is a Crab?

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ok Im going to give the pair of you #3 because I guess with internet that term of phrase has sort of been replaced

what goes ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off, but wooden teeth and LAMO do as well

Yay for you 2 http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest31.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing25.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing24.gif

as to the rest sorry!

Youve really never heard the whats yellow and scary joke before?

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Youve really never heard the whats yellow and scary joke before?

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Well, the one I have has an answer I won't repeat in polite or mixed company! :blush:

right ok no let me say these ae all jokes from a book I got when I was 6.

so:D

I know, that's what is frustrating me! http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/chaos/big1.gif These babies ought to be simple!

This is deffinately corny, do you weight a whale at the gym?
Put the apple in a stew?
Yellow and scary--School bus going off a cliff.
In America, police wear bullet-proof vests. So the belly could be under a vest Shoot me! :lol:

yupp under a vest :D hehe:lol:

Ok its WIEGH no t..... that was a typo that the spell checker didnt pick up on.
the apple oneis still wrong....and in englland we dont have yellow school buses.

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Now, What haven't I done to that apple? Let's see: we peeled it, called it rotten, sour, bad, crab, picked on it, stewwed it. We could core it, I suppose. Or perhaps slur the words apple grumble into apple crumble, in which case, the first thing I'd have to do is dig out the wife's cookbook! Miserable http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/fnv (2).gif! Oh, I got am idea. In order to make cider, you press apples. Would that be it?

Yellow and scary isn't The Lone Banana by any chance? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/ez/pi_mad.gif

Like . . . . . Him? :banana: