hummm the first one is right anyway....:lol: although that last one is very good dont know why thats not the righ answer but it isnt.
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hummm the first one is right anyway....:lol: although that last one is very good dont know why thats not the righ answer but it isnt.
And all the rest are wrong as well?! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/g020.gif
yes afraid so... youre just not thinking cheese corny and silly enough.
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1.) What has a mouth but does not speak , and a bed but does not sleep?
2.) What did the policeman say to his tummy ? ( americaised english speakers probably wont get this one)
3.) What goes ha ha bonk?
4.) What goes 99 bonk?
5.) Whats yellow and scary?
6.) How do you make an apple grumble?
7.) Where do you go to wieght a whale?
8.) What 3 letters are criminals afraid of?
#5 A bad banana?
#7 (slurring, and getting really corny) The Doctor's Office
Just hit me: #8 has to be ICU http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/...d/iroc-cop.gif
yes 8 is correct:nod: as to the rest still no IM afraid... youll kick yourself when you hear the answers :p
4) A centipede with a wooden leg?
If only I could switch to über cheesy illogical mode by flipping a switch. :brickwal
The two I did know have already been answered. :(
correct:D:Dhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing25.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin
#7) An undersea resturant? Of course, you would be the Waiter/Waitress, the whale would be your customer, so you would have to wait a whale.
#2) Wild guess, OK. "I'll get the braclets/darbies for you?" I know braclets/darbies is slang for handcuff, do they also refer to doughnuts? The other term I have in mind is sinkers, which I know means doughnuts, but wonder how it would fit into a policeman's jargon.
nope :D:D give up??
#6 Pick on it.
#7 Whales don't have any, but you might weight them at the scales. Don't know why I didn't see that one in the first place.
Nope and nope
:D merry christmas Pen!
Is 3) Bam-bam, the Flinstones kid? He bonks everything and thinks its' funny. :)
no
:D
#3 Clown on a pogo-stick http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/fight.gif
#6 Get a sour one http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/fnv (2).gif