because of the alternate universe that exists through the looking glass
where's the beef?
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because of the alternate universe that exists through the looking glass
where's the beef?
On the cow.
Why is the grass green?
because orange grass would be very odd, mate.
Why is star wars considered geeky?
who considers star wars geeky?
why do cats sleep when you're awake and run around and attack your feet when you're asleep?
cats? they don't. Dogs do. Why would anyone in the right mind be awake at 8am. (This is why I don't like dogs)
why do my cat and I share the same eye color?
because you're actually the sister of the cat
have you ever seen sabrina?
same thing that happened here
except your cat can't talk
that's a disadvantage
why is there holes in swiss cheese?
Machine-guns.
Where would mice develop a natural taste for cheese?
I thought we got rid of the mice already.
What is special about the age we live in?
In the caves of Roquefort.
What cataclysmic famine event prompted the first dish of "Rocky Mountain Oysters" to be served?
The Donner Party ran out of cannibal victims.
Does anyone else find it at all suspicious that when the body of George Leigh-Mallory, who perished attempting the Everest climb a year before Sir Edmund Hillary's triumph, was found, his camera was the one missing item? I mean that camera would have proved whether or not he fell on the climb up or coming down, you know, and would have been his most carefully guarded piece of equipment...
I don't find it suspicious at all because I know the reason why that happened was because someone stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Why do old dead French guys have to have such long names to torture me whilst I attempt to type them out? (Ex. Armand-Jean du Plessis de Richelieu)
Oh, you don't have to wear yourself typing out those names. They have nicknames too!
Why does the bell always have to ring 5 minutes before class?
Your timepiece is slow. The bell is on time.
Why does something seem killingly funny untill you post it?
because there's nothing funny about death
Why did the road cross the chicken?
The Paving Crew was on deadline.
Why do I keep getting the feeling no one cares?
because caring breeds hate
Why is the sun so hot?
What if it were cold?
Why is laughing so good even though it hurts afterwards?
No pain no gain.
BTW what is laughter?
the result of a good joke.
where am i?
you're right above me
how thick should oatmeal be?
thick as my head.
why am i posting?
Check that dork thread!
What happened to screw up my computer?
Ghosts. Old farmhouse. Halloween.
Why do I always get sick off medicine that helps make me better?
you're addicted to it and took too much of it.
Why did Pendragon change his avatar?
Because this one is really, really cute:D
Why do things that are good for you always taste so awful?
Because they don't like your smell.
Why do socks get lost?
The don't get lost, washers and drier have built in sock eating devises. It's a plot by the sock makers to make us all have to buy more socks.
Why is it anything that tastes good is bad for us?
Marketing...
Ever notice how those people in diet adds usually weren't in that bad a shape to begin with? Like the lady who says she's a size 10 and goes to a size 2? Many women would kill for the size 10! I'd be afraid to hug a size 2. I might break her!
Yes, they would have been much sought-after models when Peter Paul Rubens was alive ...
Why is it that models are so incredibly skinny nowadays although a recent poll shows that many men don't want women that are all bones and no flesh?
Maybe they didn't ask what women want...
Rubens? More like size 18 women, dearie. The only way to get a Rubens gal into size 10 pants is axel greese and a miracle shoehorn!
Why is everyone so possessed about size? I know I'm overweight, badly, OK? People guess my weight at at least 50 pounds under what I weigh and my blood pressure and colesteral levels are the envey of men half my size. Hey, I'm nearing 50, I ain't a 25 year old any more, and back then I was underweight and sickly. Sheesh! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/TREX.gif
I know what you mean!!! :mad: My parents are both a little overweight, but I think there's just more of them to love.
Come to think of it, I'm not so skinny myself. :p
To answer your question, because a lot of people have lost sight of what's important anymore. :(
Why does diet soda taste better than non-diet soda? So weird . . . .
Not so weird, my dear dork (I'm being patronizing, don't you hate me?) Diet means the good stuff is taken out and replaced with mediocrity.
Why do I have a headache?
Because you just answered my question. :p
Why is it that I can't think of a stupid question?
well people drink diet more cuz there fat! but reagular is really much better you are just used to drinking ****.
why when we break things it makes a big noise is flyes everywhere and it is such a big deal all at once!
huh where did the thing about diet and regular go
really im just starting ae 10 and ill enjoy it :brow::thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
You snooze, you loose, even if you have a symbiotic other
How many versions of Venom and Carnage can Marvel make before they realize this whole symbiot thing has got out of control?
I wouldn't be knowing:crash:
Why does Paris Hilton still get on my nerves?
The bulding shouldn't get on your nerves. The whiny snot, forget about it!
Why do whiny snots have all the money?
cause she is supposed to isn't she?:eek:
How do you expect me to answer this?
Would that serve as a question?
Certainly. Answered.
Don't you hate going into a place where everyone knows you by first name, buying something, writing a check (cheque) and being told "I need to see two pieces of ID, one has to have your picture."?