Why, yes. Nearly as scared as I was upon seeing my electric bill last month! Yikes!
Why does my husband insist on turning up the heat when it costs so much?
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Why, yes. Nearly as scared as I was upon seeing my electric bill last month! Yikes!
Why does my husband insist on turning up the heat when it costs so much?
Because he's already shivering from the thought of those bills!
Why do you come to the Literature Network Forums?
Is that a stupid question? Very well, because Toni forced moi to join, or else she wouldn't make me my favorite Coffee Latte! Darn...
Why is it that the red sea is not red?
Moses turned the Nile River to blood, not the Red Sea, he simply parted it. :angel:
Why is the Black Sea not black?
Because, secretly, :shhhh: whatever deity you believe in....:whisper: is color-blind.
Why is it impossible to lick your elbow?
Design problem.
Why can I lick mine?
You aren't human. You're an anteater. Stop cheating...
Why is in in and out is out?
Because if out was in, no one would go home.
Why does my Gameboy keep turning off?
Because your batteries ran away with the cantaloupe.
Why do people insist that blondes are stupid and still have more fun?
Because stupidity is fun.
Why am I always Photoshopped out of pictures?
Because you attained the power of transposing yourself into 3-D.
If you were a cookie, what kind of cookie would you be?
A an old, stale raisen oatmeal cookie. With lots of weird nuts. Nobody will eat me! *victorious* I shall be... the longest living cookie ever and will be put on in the world records for my defiance to hungry sweet tooths.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Step forward all ye sinners.
*coughs* I have NO idea who stole the cookies. It DEFINATELY wasn't me. *coughs again* Darn this guilty cough!
What is the meaning of school?
:lol: :lol: lol Got ya! Ya like it here anyway!Quote:
Originally Posted by Reccura
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Originally Posted by Rosethorn
Sneezing Chocoltes Holding Orangutas, Oranges Lightly:lol:
Do you think he is cute? Because I do!:blush:
http://www.poudlard.org/galeries/alb..._cedricmed.jpg
He is cute but he needs to dress up like a girl :p then he'll be cuter. :D
Whats cute?