Why, yes. Nearly as scared as I was upon seeing my electric bill last month! Yikes!
Why does my husband insist on turning up the heat when it costs so much?
Why, yes. Nearly as scared as I was upon seeing my electric bill last month! Yikes!
Why does my husband insist on turning up the heat when it costs so much?
Life is not a static display. It took change to be where you are today--effect the change to be somewhere else tomorrow.
~MJ Ravenscroft
Because he's already shivering from the thought of those bills!
Why do you come to the Literature Network Forums?
"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed." Romans 10:9-11
Is that a stupid question? Very well, because Toni forced moi to join, or else she wouldn't make me my favorite Coffee Latte! Darn...
Why is it that the red sea is not red?
Moses turned the Nile River to blood, not the Red Sea, he simply parted it.
Why is the Black Sea not black?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because, secretly, :shhhh: whatever deity you believe in....:whisper: is color-blind.
Why is it impossible to lick your elbow?
May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.
I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....
Design problem.
Why can I lick mine?
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." - C.S. Lewis
You aren't human. You're an anteater. Stop cheating...
Why is in in and out is out?
May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.
I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....
Because if out was in, no one would go home.
Why does my Gameboy keep turning off?
Maybe, if I stare into the mirror, and wish very hard
I can change the person I am inside
And maybe, if I go yet another extra yard
I can stem those tears I cry
Because your batteries ran away with the cantaloupe.
Why do people insist that blondes are stupid and still have more fun?
May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.
I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....
Because stupidity is fun.
Why am I always Photoshopped out of pictures?
Maybe, if I stare into the mirror, and wish very hard
I can change the person I am inside
And maybe, if I go yet another extra yard
I can stem those tears I cry
Because you attained the power of transposing yourself into 3-D.
If you were a cookie, what kind of cookie would you be?
A an old, stale raisen oatmeal cookie. With lots of weird nuts. Nobody will eat me! *victorious* I shall be... the longest living cookie ever and will be put on in the world records for my defiance to hungry sweet tooths.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Step forward all ye sinners.
*coughs* I have NO idea who stole the cookies. It DEFINATELY wasn't me. *coughs again* Darn this guilty cough!
What is the meaning of school?
Maybe, if I stare into the mirror, and wish very hard
I can change the person I am inside
And maybe, if I go yet another extra yard
I can stem those tears I cry
Originally Posted by Reccura
Sneezing Chocoltes Holding Orangutas, Oranges Lightly
Do you think he is cute? Because I do!
Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
the whole boatload of sensitive!
— Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.
He is cute but he needs to dress up like a girlthen he'll be cuter.
Whats cute?
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