because they taste crummy.
why isn't the sky purple instead of blue?
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because they taste crummy.
why isn't the sky purple instead of blue?
The aliens need to adjust their mood ring settings!
Why do some folks use a forked stick to determine where water is found? (the ancient art of Devining...)?
Because there's a guy in a red suit with a forked stick down there they hope will show them, because he hates water... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Devil.gif
Why do people worry about that stupid chicken crossing the road?
Well, it wasn't really a chicken.... it was actually a wart hog, but the story has gotten very watered down over the years...
What are curds and whey and who would want to eat them anyhow...?
i'm not postive what they are... but we eat them because we nothing else to do.
why do some people have to have the most complicated names that no one can pronounce?
if shurtugal doesn't know the answer to that, then there's no hope for anyone else here
why is facial hair okay for a man but not okay for a woman?
you mean it is all right for someone to sport a catepillar on their face??? :lol:
Why does Cupid have to use those sharp arrows to get us?
The ones with the suction cups usually bounce off.
Why does rain follow me around? I've been in five states over the past 12 days, and it rained EVERY DAY.
Because it is helping you WEEP for LOMAN! :lol:
Why are there so many pot-holes on the road?? :flare:
so the poor people who don't have them can use them to cook. :lol:
why do we sound different on the phone or when we record areselves?
The world is out to get us...
Why does our most shining accomplishment always happen when there are no witnesses, so people think we are lying, but our most embarassing moments get caught on video? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Red.gif
so we don't become vain... oh, and just to annoy us.
why does pendragon always get the coolest smilies?
Connections, capisce? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/Gangster.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Moll.gif
Hasn't anyone ever heard of smiley.com?
no, i haven't. but then again, i'm not an anyone, i'm an everyone! :D
why do some of my boy neighbors have contest who can scream like a girl better? (and they sound more like girls then i do!)
Because screaming like a girl is fun? I do it with my cousin too and i sound like i'm the girl in a horror movie.
Why does the masked murdered always comes after the hot blond chick in movies?
Because he likes chicken legs! :lol:
Why are zipper lock baggies often impossible to open when you are in a hurry!
It's all an alien plot to make you late: that's why you should always wear ypur trusty tinfoil hat!
are aliens green?
yes... no... maybe so.
why does my neighbor have to have a crush on me?
He doesn't have to. You ever considered maybe you are actually pretty?http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../IceDancer.gif
Why do girls reject the one guy who loves them to chase some jerk that could care less, or only has one thing on his dirty little mind? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/ISNF.gif
i don't care about looks, me being a girl i can say this, and i wouldn't reject them if they truely loved me. (besides i'm not found of jerks). but for those who do think that is because they want to tell a sob story of how the man they thought they loved was a jerk and they want more guys to fall for them because of that.
and concerdering myself being pretty and all. i do some times, but then i become vain, and when i think i'm ugly i become depressed. 'tis a lose win situation. why is that? (that's the question)
Why is that? Because waaaaaaaay up in the mountain, where the cougars dance, the Shaman told the wind that this is how it would be. And that is why.
Why are Aesop's Fables so interesting?
Talking animals.
Why do people always take me wrong?
unless i'm taking you wrong now, i must say that i don't always take you wrong. but then again i'm probably not in the qualification of 'people'. but to answer your question, my dear friend, is not because they take you wrong (for you are right) but it is that they are just plain old wrong.
why do our brains die when we need them the most?
its the tv I tell ya... the tv!!
Why don't more people familiarize themselves with simplicity instead of living this machine-gun-paced-life-of-ours!! :sick:
Small town life ain't what it used to be...
What happened to manners?
my friend ate them and i was being to polite to tell her.
why do i freeze up when i should be letting some one know how i feel?
Because it's very, very hard to express how you feel
Why is it that the only time you need something, it's not there?
Because every time it was, you ignored it, and it went away...
How can something be so clear in one person's eyes and yet invisible to others? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ontthinkso.gif
because he sees better
who is the sky blue?
WHY is the sky blue?
because is matches the white clouds.
why can't i sing well?
Ever consider that others may be tone-deaf?
Speaking of which, why is it that when you are the only person in the house that can play guitar, everyone else tells you you are playing a song wrong? As if they somehow know the right cords? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../GuitarMan.gif
because they are jealous of your talent, aye?
why can birds fly and not i?
I assume you've tried?
Why do people always think everything impossible without trying it first?
cuz they dont try it first.
why are elder sisters bossy? :(
u know i always wondered this im the youngest of three girls 24,17,15 i guess it is becasue they think that there older then u and have seniority...Quote:
Originally Posted by symphony
why is there alphbet soup...? i never paid attention to the letters i ate the ones that looked alike and ran to play
They think you learn while you eat, absorbing knowledge through the stomach, in direct opposition to most public schools, where to call it "lunch" is extravagant flattery...
Since you are already bad off when you go to the hospital, why must the food generally make it worse?
So that you don't get to comfortable....makes healing go faster, because you really want to get out of there..
Why are there usually bench's in parks??
pills11.com ;))
To park yo' fat bottom on and watch the chicks jog by! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../Beautiful.gif
Why do health clubs and gyms sell snacks and sodas? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Pizza.gif
To make sure you remain a faithful customer trying to work off that fat bottom
Why can I make awesome food for home, but when I make the same thing for a potluck it doesn't turn out?
That means that you have mean-spirited shelf-monkeys lurking....
Why aren't dishes dry when they go through the 'dry' cycle on the dishwasher?