Yes, and the brown parts on the face of the Earth are what you call you-know-whats. What do you think would be the reason for the constantly erecting land mounds.
Why does reason rhyme? :p
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Yes, and the brown parts on the face of the Earth are what you call you-know-whats. What do you think would be the reason for the constantly erecting land mounds.
Why does reason rhyme? :p
maybe YOURS does; but theres no rhyme to my reason........
Where does wind come from?
mens bowels, obviously!
Why are Thursdays so exhausting?
Only day people really work. Breaks down this way:
Monday-- hangover.
Tuesday-- Still sick
Wednesday-- Mid-week crisis
Thurday-- Panic! Gotta get this stuff done or we will have to work the week-end!
Friday-- knock off as early as possible.
Saturday and Sunday-- do serious partying. Repeat. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/9to5.gif
Why do the people who won't do any work never get fired? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...es/GotGame.gif
Because if they do nothing they can't be blamed for anything worth terminating them.
Why can't days be 36 hours instead of only 24?
because the scientist don't want to work more hours and so they lie and say that it's 24.
why am i crazy?
Because you tried being sane and it bored you silly!
Who's coming to dinner?
my friend the dragon.
why can't we breath under water?
Because our gills would interfere with our bras
Why can't I get all of my laundry done?
Because you're wearing clothes while you're doing the laundry and those clothes that you're wearing are laundry potential --- not to mention the clothes all the people in your family are wearing. Those items they're wearing are potential laundry also. If you want to get all the laundry done, I suggest that everyone in your family wear paper clothes -- hospital gowns or something. and no towels are to be used or anything else that could become potential laundry.
Why does it cost so much to go to the doctor, and why am I paying for health insurance and why do I still owe money after paying for that so called health insurance?
because you live in America!
Why can't I get my kitchen organized?
Home gnomes.
Why am I so clumsy?
because you are always so giddy that you don't really pay attention fully and can't help dropping things.
Why the heck do people think i'm a gypsy?!
maybe it's the canastas
Are there still gypsies?
yes... no... maybe so... i don't know?
why don't people believe in fairies?
Yes, the Roma people (from whom I'm descended) still live in Europe, India and Mexico. (I don't own a canasta tought)Quote:
Originally Posted by motherhubbard
And Shurtsie: i do believe in fairies!
Most people don't because they think it's foolish (like the Easter Bunny)
Huh?? Better say that quietly or Niamh will hear you! :lol:
Why do lumberjacks wear checkered shirts?
because they're pretty and stripy!
Why is there gold at the end of the rainbow?
There is gold all right -- it is the tooth cap of choice of trendy leperchauns. As for a pot of gold, well, that was spent on the tooth job.
Why do some people believe that chewing gum can whiten one's teeth?
Good advertising. They would never sell any junk with out the term "$19.95" or it's equilivant in other money. You see those comercials. "But if you call right now this incedible offer, valued at $120, can be yours for only $19.95."http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../Arrowhead.gif
Why do people spend hard-earned money on that junk?
Cause we all havea little fat child dressed in pink dress inside of us.. we have compensate on that...
why people ask stupied questions?
to get stupid answers
why am i here instead of doing my homework?
Because this is the place they call Nirvana ... and we all want some!
Why do some people insist on speeding like maniacs on the roads meant for doddering people like myself.... **Sheesh**
Because that's where they get their thrill :goof:
Why is Hello Kitty so fascinating to watch?
because it uses it powers if cuteness to reel us in!
why are ninjas so cooool?
name any other thing that goes around as silent as night wareing black and all that is seen are there eyes, oh, and they kick but like you kick dirt.
why where bugs creatated?
so bird's have something to eat?
why does my cat have fleas? :bawling:
oh, that's just to annoy you. haven't you figured that one out yet.
why does the sun rise from the east and never the west?
because the sun likes to stick to his routine
why does the day at work drag on and the night hours at home fly by?
because sun doesn't like the dark so it comes up as fast as it can.
Why am I so sad PAM forgot to ask a question? :bawling:
Because it said so in the script!
Why do some people party loudly at night and not at day?
because daytime parties are crappy (also, if you need to hurl, you can go around the side of the house and no one will see you)
why can't I get back to that early to bed early to rise routine, because I am suddenly unable to fall asleep before 2 am
Watch a really funny movie at 8:00 p.m. I mean REALLY funny, where you laugh your guts out. Be sure you do not have coke, pepsi, coffee in the meantime, nor a hot shower or bath. Go to bed and turn OFF your head. No more thoughts about what you should/could/might have said/done for the day. Guaranteed to work. Try it!
Why do I give such long-winded answers... :sick:
'Cuz. :p
Why is inspiration so hard to find?
It hides inside the windmills of your mind...
Why am I on line when I should be writting on that new short story?
because the wonderful me(and everyone else here on litnet) give you inspirations to write. :D
Why don't my parents want me on for hours on end?
because you'll be conversing with all the degenerates on lit net
why is it so fun to watch and rewatch the booty dance scene?
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n...jake6-1-tm.jpg
Because it beats the heck out of watching a boring 'lets make tea' scene :lol:
Why can't you cook eggs in the microwave? :flare: