The same one who thought it was a good idea to put all the USB and firewire plugs on the BACK of my computer. Aaargh!
Why do you have to make polite small talk at parties?
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The same one who thought it was a good idea to put all the USB and firewire plugs on the BACK of my computer. Aaargh!
Why do you have to make polite small talk at parties?
Because impolite talk could ruin appetites.
Why do proper bone china teacups have such teeeeeeny holders?
because they have tiny winy fingers :) -just kidding :p
why are earphones so big...that they don't fit in and hurt!!!???:flare:
Because the aliens that are taking over need us to change our ear size to adapt to the new up coming race...
Do toads REALLY give you warts, or is that a mother-told-ya tale?
in my country...if you HAVE a wart, you have to rub it with a toad and it'll go away (go figure!):lol:
and if you kiss a frog, will you really get a charming prince?? :idea:
Of course, it always works in fairy tales.
Why are there so many different words that sound alike but mean different things?
Because that's they way it's meant to be...complicated :alien:Quote:
Originally Posted by mkhockenberry
why do women take after their husbands name? why isn't there a Mr Aldana Spinozzi instead of Mrs John Smith?
because we never thought different. until now!
why do books make you go crazy?
Do not blame books for your own neurosis! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/TID.gif
Why do people only offer to help when a.) you are already finished; b.) you don't need help, or c.) they know nothing about the job to be done? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Nuts.gif
So that they look helpful, when in reality, they are lazy and good at disguising it?
Why do people throw spaghetti at the wall to test its doneness?
because walls are experts on spegetti.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
George W. Bush's Answer:Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .
Albert Einstein's Answer:That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference
Mr. Spock's Answer:Did the chicken cross the road? If he crossed the road certainly he had no reason to as a chicken as it would mean expending more effort than the food he would find on the other side could provide the energy for. If he crossed the road.... that can only mean that Colonel Sanders was close behind and closing in on him. Captain- if we can approach Colonel Sanders from the correct approaching angle, we may stop him from strangling the chicken. *looks pensive, then checks Captain*.
Enya's Answer:"The great journey that was before the chicken then was what was destined to be. Now the chicken is sorrowful, the road is long past." (When translated from Irish Gaelic)
Sorry I could NOT resist the temptation....
(these answers I Googled, just for the records...)
QUESTION: is there more salt water in the world than fresh water?
obviously YES!!!
will a new ice age cover the earth in the near future? (kind of "the day after tomorrow" type of thing...:p)
earth's cool :cool: so why not?!
what could have happened if Shakespeare were a born thicko?
Well, the Bard Of Avon would have only been a cosmetic dealer?
Why are telephone poles made of wood?
I have seen them made of cement, but wood is more portable...
Who do you know in California? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/HUMPH.gif
I know Mickey Mouse! :lol:
Who do you know in France?
idlers!
Who do u know in pluto?! :lol:
Goofy!!
Why doesn't Mickey Mouse live on Saturn???
He gets this ringing in his ears...
If "Goofy" is really "Goofy" how come he's the only one that actually has a "son" and not "nephews"?
PEN!! What are you implying?!?!? That Daisy Duck and Minnie Mouse are both just "beards"? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Have I missed some important thing here?
Hi Biblio! :wave:
Question: Why isn't the human's sense of smell as acute as that of a canine?
because people smell worse.
why does time seem to fly as you get older?
because you are taller you stand closer to the sun and time moves faster when you're closer to the sun.
Why is it so easy to gain weight and so hard to loose it?
Gravity!
Why do people always think the worse?
EX:
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/ROFL.gifQuote:
PEN!! What are you implying?!?!? That Daisy Duck and Minnie Mouse are both just "beards"?
No, Bib, but you gotta admit it's funny that Donald and Daisy are an "item" and Mickey and Minnie are and "item" , yet Donald raises three "nephews" Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and Mickey has "nephews" Mortimer and Ferdy. But old Goofy has a son! No wife around, she split or is dead, but he has a son!
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/ROFL.gif
Because if we thought the best the world would end
Why is it so often wrong to tell the truth? Like when someone is being an idiot, you shouldn't say so even if it is true.
Pen, buddy, YOU might consider the scenario I put forth to be "the worse"; but I personally was delighted that someone besides myself finds the situation(s) that you've outlined above to be a bit "funny". (I wonder about Bert & Ernie, as well....)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
I realize that I'm grasping at straws here; but as a kid I was desperate to find positive role models like myself. If thats "the worse" I cannot apologize for it.
My "stupid answer" to the "stupid question" is:
Because all of the clouds up there on the high road make it monotonous.... all the action is down here on the low road!
I see that mkhockenberry posted a new question ahead of me So I'll pass that one along:
Why is it so often wrong to tell the truth? Like when someone is being an idiot, you shouldn't say so even if it is true.
because idiots may not be able to handle the truth. If they could, wouldn't they have gotten the clue by now?
Excuse me, Bib, mon ami. You are such a good friend I would not dream of insulting you or your chosen lifestyle. Call it a brainfreeze, caused mainly because I didn't understand your term "beards", I confess that is a new one for me. I would never dream of being disrespecful, and if I hurt your feelings I am so sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
On the plus side, yes, I always found those characters amusing in their tete a tete, I think if you dig deep enough, there is some sort of explaination given for Donald's nephews, but not for Mickey's. Goofy has a wife in the old cartoons who looks perfectly human, always shown in sillouite. But when his son became a big thing, he has no wife, and Black Pete, Mickey's Nemesis is his neighbor!
Give me a kick or two sometimes to remind me that I should be more careful, mon ami. I value your friendship, and wouldn't want to loose it!
To answer questions: Sometimes you should tell someone he's being less than tactful, and to wise up before he has to eat crow! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../BlackCrow.gif
How do you like your crow when you have to eat it, baked, boiled, or fried? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Red.gif
None, I refuse to eat crow. I like my foot fried, though:)
You always hear that you will die, marry, have kids, and any number of things when the time is right. So, when is the right time?
When you hear the grandfather clock ticking.
Why are cars all girls?
Biologically speaking, they can't all be, else where do new cars come from? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Why do we try to keep up with the Jones'? Who do they try to keep up with?
Don't you mean the Jetsons? And nahh, they have it all.
What does this mean: :banana:??
While commonly it is thought that a dancing banana signifies excitement, enthusiasm or joy, in truth the banana is frantically trying to signal that it is being held hostage. Sad, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brigitte
What does this mean? http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5.../anim_broc.gif
It means you really really need to go to the bathroom. Can't anyone else see the pee pee dance?:)
Why don't dolphins rule the world?
cause then there wouldn't be a place for humans to rule
do you get burned when you touch fire?
I'm not the Salamander of legend, you know! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Why does a Unicorn only have one horn?
Because the second horn was stolen by the Narwhal.
http://www.erichufschmid.net/NarwhalTusk.JPG
http://www.lair2000.net/Unicorn_Drea.../1narwhale.gif
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
In a car, or by walking.
Why are computers always a boring grey color?
If they came in bright colors our eyes would implode.
No one thinks your crazy when making conversation, so why are you considered insane if you have the conversation with yourself?