Just play the Pat Travers song, Boom Boom Out Go The Lights, and then pour yourself a nice lemonade, knowing that the job got done.
Why do woodticks come out only at certain times of the year?
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Just play the Pat Travers song, Boom Boom Out Go The Lights, and then pour yourself a nice lemonade, knowing that the job got done.
Why do woodticks come out only at certain times of the year?
I don't know but they can all go visit this guy: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Devil.gif I've never seen so many in my life as are out this year!
They say "All dogs go to heaven." Does that mean "All other pets go to the hot place?" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/devwmn.gif
Maybe. Hot dogs have to come from somewhere. Maybe they're not really dogs?
Why isn't there such a thing as a hot cat?
But there is - you've just got to use your imagination and improvise a litte.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakiryu
Why do the interior designers on these home improvement/decorating shows use the word "pop" when they are describing their color choices for a particular room?
My deah, they would not be caught dead saying the words: "in vogue." http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Goth.gif
Why do all these people imagine they know more what we want than we do? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Nuts.gif
because if they don't "imagine" their brain will go dead, if u don't use it you'll lose it!!
Why don't we have more than 2 hands
Shirtmakers. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/Soccar.gif
Why doesn't Bigfoot just kick in the door and say "Honey, I'm home!" to those skeptics? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Kong.gif
He did, and they have made a tv series about it (he even has a kid named Bart...) and is a happy millionaire now!
Why does hairspray attract wasps?
Empty Nest Syndrome...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...es/Stinger.gif
Why do watched pots never boil?
because their mom told them it was deemed impolite to boil while watched.
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
Wherever they usually go. They're so very thin that the likelihood of having their frail wings smashed by a raindrop are next to nothing. I would know: I have been one in my past life.
Does anyone in the world still use the expression "like water off a duck's back"?
Everyone does; where have you been?
How come we don't grow hair on the soles of our feet?
Wear and tear.
Why do "only the good die young"?
Perhaps to create a legend... Funny, I have wondered that same thing, Pen!
Why are beeswax candles dripless whereas the other candles make a mess?
because the Queen bee would be very irate with the kind of mess that comes from ordinary candles.
why do birds suddenly appear?
The Great Spirit...
The real question is, why do they choose to poo just after I wash my truck? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Trucker.gif
conspiracy, they are all out to get ya.
How many stars are there?
That information is highly classified, and you do not have enough clearance! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Nun.gif
How many grains of sand will you count before you find out it is pointless? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Geek.gif
None, I'm way too lazy.
If I had feathers, would I be able to fly?
not if you were over six foot tall with a long neck and Australian.
Why do we never say a well-laundered,well-dressed man is shevelled?
because that would be "dis" -ing him :lol:
Why did Gwyneth Paltrow name her daughter Apple?
So that if she has another she'll have a pear.
Why oh why did thingymebob name his daughter Fifi?
because he always wanted a French poodle "when he was a child"
Who's thingymebob?
Son of Whatcha'call'im and Forgot'ername. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...HeyHansome.gif
Ever been to you?
yes, but only on Thursday.
If dragons breathe fire, does this mean that they fart and burp fire also?
Yes, isn't that common knowledge.
When one is in the dark, do their ears grow?
of course not! you need the sun light to make them grow duh!!
what happens if i cannot get rid of the hiccups? :(
You suck into yourself. ;)
What happens if a dog licks your tongue?
Welcome to lit net Aldana, by the way. :)
Then you too shall share the secrets of the canine species...
Why does the smell of a tire shop choke me up?
:sick: kinda yucky :sick:
you become a warewolf/dog:lol:
thanks for the welcoming message!!! I really like it here so far!! :thumbs_up :D
how can i get rid of my hiccups? :p :D
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Originally Posted by Virgil
kinda yucky
you become a warewolf/dog
thanks for the welcoming message!!! I really like it here so far!!
how can i get rid of my hiccups?
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Welcome, Aldana from me too.
So, in the spirit of this thread, to rid yourself of the hiccups, you must say your name backwards three times while hopping on your left foot, then run to the nearest tree, gently pluck a leaf from it, and place the leaf in your right sock. Now your hiccups are cured.
Why do hornets build massive nests for just one beastie??
because like humans they exagerate in 70% of the things they do
Why do people skip in the lunchroom line?
So that no one will notice their drooling... :lol:
Why is it so much fun to receive parcels in the mail?
because parcels give off pheremones that make you feel happy.
When is the best time to clip your toe-nails?
After a long bath when they are soft and mushy.-:lol: ..yuk:sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Mental
what do i have to wear on a saturday night outing to find a future husband?
You should wear 50s attire. It'll make you look like a pleasant housewife. :0
What does marker taste like?
Clouds
why do some people wear shoulder pads in their clothing?
To confirm that they are jerks!
Why do we not have our eyes on our fingers?
Rough on typists! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Type.gif
Who was the dope who laid out the keyboard with the letters out of alphabetic order? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Smirk.gif