The fact that if one looks closely enough, one may discover the mysteries of life itself. Or at least some belly button lint, take your pick.
Why do people use the word "where" when they should say "were" and vice versa?
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The fact that if one looks closely enough, one may discover the mysteries of life itself. Or at least some belly button lint, take your pick.
Why do people use the word "where" when they should say "were" and vice versa?
because they don't pay enough attention to what they're typing. . . man, you just missed it! There was a . . . oh, never mind.
Why do people insist on using *bad* words as nouns, verbs, adjectives, and all sorts of parts of speech, when it couldn't possibly be that many?
Lack of imagination, laziness, mind in the gutter-- tack your pick http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Nun.gif
Why would an author write an entire book that used a certain vulgar word, (no, not THAT one!) on every single page of a 280 novel!!? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...honeGossip.gif
The author in question was completely obsessed with the word ooophygigsnnisyr. That is such a bad word, I have to go wash my hands after typing it. :p
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
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:rolleyes:
Ever tried frog legs?
Taste like my legs.
UV rays suck hard. Even if you apply sunblock with an SPF 1000, the heat would still find a way to creep inside your body. WHY???
Sun block doesnt prevent the heat, it prevents the nasty UV radiation from causing mutations in your skin, resulting in melanoma.
If Sun Block stops UV rays, and the Ozone depletion is causing UV to penetrate the earth's atmosphere more easily. Why dont we patch the ozone layer with Sun Block instead of wasting time flying to the moon?
Well, Stephen Hawking has been saying of late we'd better be lokking for a new place to live, and he's rather unusually intelligent, so... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Doom.gif
Do you ever wonder why you have never seen half the creatures that live in your neck of the woods? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...es/Leopard.gif
No, I don't wonder.
Why do we use the phrase, "neck of your woods"?
Same reason we say "foot of the mountain" and "head of the class" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Doofus.gif
Would a mountain's foot kick you into my neck of the woods?
No a mountain's foot can only kick one into next week.
How do you eat with a fork in the road?
If you don't mind eating with a dirty fork, then you better eat fast and look out for cars.
How did they come up with the expression "the straw that broke the camel's back." Are they talking about hay? And if so, what is the difference between straw and hay? And why would a camel be around hay/straw in the first place since they live in the desert and walk in the sand? And if they're talking about drinking straws, then why were they dropping straws on the camel to begin with, and how many straws would it take to break the camel's back?
(can you handle all those stupid questions?)
I don't think I can but I will endeavor... Perhaps they meant straw as in the spherical tube used to suck water and drink? Hay sounds more like "Hey" which is a courteous salutation and it could mean "bay" like "the bay of pigs" or what the hell am I yapping on about?
What is Samuel Clemen's pseudonym spelt backwards?
Niawt Kram, init? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Cainsaw.gif
Exactly what is "ground zero"?
Yes, and it's also the name of one of the prominent characters in my book in progress. (shhhhhh:p )Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
When you see a big oval in the ground somewhere in proximity to the Brazilian Equator and fall through it until you are age 0 again and in your mummy's womb :D
What would Spiderman do if he confronted Sir Percy Blakeney, Madame Danglars and Les Esmeralda robbing a bank from different time zones and centuries on a black and white computer moniter?
He would, simply, do something!
Why am I feeling hungry now?
You're hungry because a freakishly hungry woman ran through your kitchen and stole all the food from you. Yea, I did mean to apologize for that, so sorry.
Why do I have to go grocery shopping?
Because you want to eat:thumbs_up :p
Why are some people quiet when others are loud??
Cuz they want to listen?!
Why is the sky so high?
It ain't. We are so low down. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/dodo.gif
Do people ever think that maybe, just maybe, other people do have a life? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Chill.gif
Well, some people think that and the ones who tell you to get a life are usually the ones who don't have a life of their own!
When will it stop raining?
When the rain god leaves the area.
Why do teenagers love the musical Rent?
They do not have to pay rent as of yet!!! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Hummm.gif
Why does every driver on the road seem like a bloody idiot? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...s/RoadRage.gif
Because if they didn't then that would make you one of them!
How do we know north is up? We could be floating upside down, inside out or back to front in space!
north is up only because people have called it up. it is relative.
why isnt the world flat???:D
Oh, didn't you get the memo, maya? As of last Wednesday at 8:03 PM the world became flat. As in pancake flat.
(don't look at me that way, this IS the stupid answers thread...) ;)
How can time fly if it doesn't have wings?
Jet-propulsion. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../BlowaKiss.gif
Who's coming around the mountain when she comes?
depaneds do you like Blonds red head of brounets? ;)
What ya talkin about willis?
I think Willis was talking about Diet Coke Plus
Am I being annoying? :nod:
Sort of, yes! And very much, Indeed!
Why is harry Potter more charming than Ricky martin, in the mind of a teenager?
Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of teenagers? Even The Shadow doesn't know! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../TheShadow.jpg
Does living in a past age seem weird to you?
No, all ages are weird, even the current one.
Why do sequels take so long to come out?
The author/producer wishes to discover if he /she actually managed to foist the first disaster off on the general public before attempting a second train wreck... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Crash.gif
Why are sequels often better than the original?
the sequals are better because of the superiour script and their originality. and usually, when they can't get the same actors to return to their role, they hire, better more well-known actors to take the part.
why are open wounds so uncomfortable?
hmmmmm
Cuz you don't feel comfortable bu then?
Why do I wake up at 3:00 AM every day?
You wouldn't if not for this guy...
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Why am I so bloody blue all the time?
because you need to stop holding your breath
why can't I find the match to my socks?
because the sock troll took it
Why isn't this house clean???
because you've been lit-netting!
What's a stupid question to ask? :lol:
Just open your mouth, dearie, one will hop out! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Stooges.gif
If a train leaving Chicago at 45 mph for New York and a train leaving Atlanta at 45 mph for New York how long will it take for each to arrive and which will get there first and when will you realize I never stated which one left when or even if they left on the same day, and God knows they are almost never on time anyway? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif