dirty talks again...:rolleyes: guys can never change.....:rolleyes:
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dirty talks again...:rolleyes: guys can never change.....:rolleyes:
Scratching one's self isn't dirty. Don't you ever get mosquito bites? Sooo, anyway, what happened to all the guys in smoking jackets suavely sipping martinis? ;)
We're still here, just a little tipsy and prone to flashing people out the window through our smoking jackets. But very suavely. :cool:
Flashing? In a smoking jacket? Somehow I always picture a long dirty grey trenchcoat as the garment of choice for flashers. But then I suppose if it is done suavely, then smoking jacket would be the way to go. (True story...my sister was flashed by an old guy at the library once and she yelled at him...it wasn't very suave of him in the least.)
Now that we've had our drinks guys, I think it's time we put up some expressos.
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You took the words, right outta my mouth Virg. Good on you mate!Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
A double espresso for me please sir, minus the biscoti
Coffee's not my thing, nor is tea, oddly enough. Perhaps a spot of fruit juice...
I'll take the coffee but I shouldn't participate in the flashing: people might get jealous........;)
What, at the size of your rifle? Or, as Bugs Bunny would call it, your "elephant gun"? If you're kilted, flashing should be just as easy or easier than for anyone else here.
Wait! How did we get from coffee to flashing? :lol: :lol: Robin and Kilt can go somewhere and compare the sizes of the insturments. :)
Ooooyyyy...flashing, hehe....
last halloween my boyfriend wore a pair of nude-colored spandex shorts under a bathrobe and just ran around a huge outdoor halloween party "flashing" people, lol....
Fruit Juice, Robin? C'mon over to Tickles Dockside Pub on St. Thomas, we got some of the best homemade fruit punch around...we even put passion fruit juice and guava juice in it! :D
'INSTURMENTS' is that the latest name for it. :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
what about "flashing device" :D :D :D
i think i nees some more coffee for this conversation. :p
I don't know how this got to "flashing", but I have to tell this story. My Senior Year in school, I knew my usual job would never cover all my expenses. Fortunately, there was a new burger joint opening in town, and I was hired there to run the back line, making burgers and "supervising" others. One night in November, a girl from the drive-through window came to the back and got me, and she couldn't even talk for a minute. Then she said "She ain't got no clothes on!" I dashed to the window to see a green car pulling away. It seems he pulled up to the window and stepped out of the car naked! It's cold here in November! The idiot came back twice more! I had his licence number and called the cops. He should have froze certain important parts of his anatomy off that night! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oi...I have heard an expression that it "takes all kinds" but... Actually, flashers are disturbing, but are almost never a physical threat.
Gosh, and Kilted said the women were resorting to quizzes to make conversation. Guys, go take a quiz! :p