...it's good to be the Cap'n.
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...it's good to be the Cap'n.
:brow: ay, indeed it be grand!Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Now play us o tune, and we shall dance!
here goes: *amazing accordian pirate ballad*
har har, a fine way to start a journy mates!
...okay, I stopped playin...it wasn't that bad, now lets get back ter not working!
Now that is an order I can stand behind...or rather lounge behind. My dancing be sad and terrible, me terrorizing reign of not workin' be grand, yarhh.
Yar, work shall never be done again!
Sounds good to me, Cap'n!
A question, though. If we are "busy" not working, who is going to steer the ship? :)
...the trained monkey!...or rather...our good friend SWRB!:lol: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
In that case, let's get busy! :brow:
aie! lets be raidin a tavern though...whats a wonton orgy without the drinks?:D
Arrh? Who be saying anything about an orgy? This saucy seafarin' wench be not that saucy! I will steer the ship while ye scalawags engage in yer debauchery...:lol: :lol:
How much of this thread have you skipped over, dear Kathy? :lol: Even the most demure of wenches -- I mean, bonny lasses -- have called for a wanton orgy!
Yaarh, really? Avast then, I will be bringing the snacks...chips and dip make fine pirate fare! :p
Who snacks at an orgy? On food, I mean?
Er...
An orgy of snacking? :pQuote:
or·gy Pronunciation (ôrj)
n. pl. or·gies
1. A revel involving unrestrained indulgence, especially sexual activity.
2. Uncontrolled or immoderate indulgence in an activity: an orgy of spending. See Synonyms at binge.
3. A secret rite in the cults of ancient Greek or Roman deities, typically involving frenzied singing, dancing, drinking, and sexual activity.
Oh, those orgies. Where's the fun in those??
:lol: Well maybe fun for the more "inhibited" type of pirate. :D Besides, I like chip and dip. :D
hey, were the open pirate ships...meaning the mo0re wanton the better! if theres food, that be fine by us!
why de ye think I called it a "wonton" orgy...heh like ol wonton soups!:D
YAR, WE BE BACK O THE FORUM SEAS TO PLUNDER AND TERROREAZE...
Yar, to liven up, lets be lootin, Pillagin and best o' all HiJaCkIn!
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Yar, so get to it!
HiJaCkEd!
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HOO-rah, Cap'n Stan!!!
15 pens in a dead man's chest pocket...yo ho ho, and a bottle of Health Potion!!!
Yar! ...but rum be good too! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Taking the ship off your drunken hands seems almost like an act of charity, it'll be better for y'all before anyone gets hurt... (not to mention that I feel some affinity with the Amazon Princess :p)
Drunken sailing, fortunately, is not quite so taboo as drunken driving...YAA ~hic~ AAARGGHHH!!!
So, are we hoistin' sails or bottles of rum?
Hey, I am watching Mythbusters right now and you will never guess the subject. Pirates! For real! Apparently the myth in question is the origin of the eyepatch. The pirate would wear an eye patch in order to keep his (or her) eye in night vision readiness. Something to do with rods and cones. Umm...yarh!
*edit*
Heh, search engines are great...
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MythBusters: Pirate Special!
Arggghhh me hearties... Jamie and Adam have plundered the seven seas in search of pirate parables and maritime myths and the result is this 2-hour spectacular. And with four stories of hi-jinks on the high seas the action is thick and fast.
I'll always look out for me mates. Arghh! Better bring me bottle of vitamin C to prevent scurvy, Arrghhh!
Awesome :thumbs_up , I'm currently collecting that series on my pc...I have most o the episdoes already.Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Exactly, thar be nothing wrong with sailing drunk, hoooorahh, *collapse* *jump back up* lets go!Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Yar, me loyal and hearty crew, this'll be a tough season ahead o us, and as I knows it, we do have a small o pittance o gold in ar hold, and if ye like, as be the pirate tradition, we could divee it up er an now, or if ye be like me, and yearn fer the salty air, and the lash o the cool sea water, en stay on! We can be addin to that pile, growin in size, possibly comanderin another er ship to add to a fleat worthy o the deceased pirate breathren befor us! We can sail fer glory, guts, and gold, and fer honour o thison fine ship!, So whats say ye m' mates, shall we quest on fer more riches, exotic lands, and loverly wenches er should we gives up and gon on er seperate ways.
Speakin' as a loverly wench I say we sails the seas and quest. Ahoy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanislaw
We have a wench?? COOL!!!
Yaarh? Ye didn't notice me around here before, Jim-lad? :confused: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
I noticed, but 'twas waaaay back when wanton orgies were on the brain, which means that wench-singular doesn't register quite so easily :blush:...
Ah, yes, the wanton orgy debate. :p Hey, didn't mir come on board for a while? Yaar, where be that fine seafarin' wench, mir?
If it makes you feel any better, Kathy, I notice you now. :p
Cap'n Stan, are you gonna supply the Nachos or is this a BYON ship. Oooh, I'm getting goosebumps. Is this the love boat cap'n? Can I be Issac the Bartender?
Was Isaac a pirate? If B-Mental gets to be Isaac, I want to be Julie. :D
Also Stan, I declare that there will be no singing on the boat unless its showtunes.....I mean it!
Yaarh? Ye do know this is a pirate ship? Methinks if any member o' the crew be singing showtunes Cap'n Stan be making them walk the plank posthaste...:pQuote:
Originally Posted by B-Mental
Ya know, on the Amozon we have a realy good dental plan. See-->:D
Who needs a dental plan when one has no teeth. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Scram, you! :lol: Pirates have no need of dental plans, there always be the wooden dentures for any misfortunate who 'as lost their teeth in the line of duty. Avast! :p