Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

tisk tisk!! I have a sense of taste, mines says "horny little devil":ladysman: :brow:

Hmmm...I have Spongebob, Simpsons, and Tony the Tiger boxers...I guess Stewie wouldn't be out of my league :p

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Originally Posted by kathycf

Indeed. Don't you realize the seat has cooties on it? :rolleyes: :p

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Cooties, eh? From our fingers, used to put the seat up and/or down? Hummmm. And after a feminine derrière touches the seat, you don't think we should wipe it off before we touch it to avoid some serious COOTIES? :p

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

................You Didn't See Anything! ....................

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:eek: Pendragon? You?......she?......really? :p

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

Cooties, eh? From our fingers, used to put the seat up and/or down? Hummmm. And after a feminine derrière touches the seat, you don't think we should wipe it off before we touch it to avoid some serious COOTIES? :p

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Feminie derriers are as cootie-free and precious as babies' bottoms! Besides, it's YOUR choice whether or not you wipe off the seat before you touch it! :lol:

I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"

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Originally Posted by Shannanigan

:eek: Pendragon? You?......she?......really? :p




I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"

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To the first inquiry: No, I double posted, and was having a laugh, and forgot about the post above me! :blush: :blush:

To the second: No. You expect us to raise the seat if it is down, so if you find it up, a simple move will put it down. Women expect equality with a man-- is this not so? Welcome to equality, baby! ;)

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Originally Posted by Shannanigan

:eek: Pendragon? You?......she?......really? :p

I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"

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Why don't you create a poll, Shan? I don't tink men should be forced to put it down. But it is a gentlemanly thing to do. Doesn't mean I always do. :D

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Is that all. i thought I would have to put on lipstick and a dress. ;)

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Don't forget your strappy shoes :p

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Why don't you create a poll, Shan? I don't tink men should be forced to put it down. But it is a gentlemanly thing to do. Doesn't mean I always do. :D

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Ooohh..perhaps I should create my first litnet poll :D

I really don't have a problem, with lifting the seat up and then setting it down when I'm finished.
But I have a huge problem with toilet doors, lots of guys just dont wash their hands when they're done.:sick: :sick: :sick:

I always put the cover down pre-flush. That way, nothing gets tossed back at me, and either sex must do roughly the same lifting.

Very Good, Oz and Robin. the girls-I mean women will love you for it. :)


To the girls-
If you still got the guys-not-putting-down-the-seat- Here is a useful, mischievous little trick:

1. Get some Cling foil- (that's the clear one),
2. Put the toilet seat up and place the cling foil over the bowl.
3. Put the seat down
4.And then you wait for the guy to pee and he will have the biggest splash of his life! :) :)

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Originally Posted by toni

Very Good, Oz and Robin. the girls-I mean women will love you for it. :)


To the girls-
If you still got the guys-not-putting-down-the-seat- Here is a useful, mischievous little trick:

1. Get some Cling foil- (that's the clear one),
2. Put the toilet seat up and place the cling foil over the bowl.
3. Put the seat down
4.And then you wait for the guy to pee and he will have the biggest splash of his life! :) :)

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Yeah, but if some girl sat down and didn't see the the plasitc, she would have an even bigger splash, right back at her bottom. :lol:

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol: