It was three. I didn't cry over a scooter, it was a tricycle.
AimusSage said it first so I guess it is his turn. :D
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It was three. I didn't cry over a scooter, it was a tricycle.
AimusSage said it first so I guess it is his turn. :D
Hey! Where is AimusSage? He seems a bit busy.
forgot i said that....
hmmm let's see
1. I love peanuts in a nutshell
2. I like Ice-Tea when it is frozen
3. I think spoons are useful tools for eating soup.
Are you saying that you love peanuts while they are in their shells, or are you saying that you love peanuts in a concise, straightforward manner?Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
That is for you to figure out... :p
I think I'll say the third one, because to me it seems like most people would think spoons are useful for eating soup.
No sane person would like to eat peanuts in the shell. I say number one is the lie.
I'll take two then, just to be different.
And we have a winner, Heathcliff!
Too clarify the options, I love peanuts in a nutshell, I buy them in their shell, I just take them out of it before eating them.
Frozen Ice tea is just crazy, can't drink it. I like ice tea when it is just cold, not frozen.
I don't drink soup through a straw, I use a spoon and it is very useful. :)
Yea, I know. Like, how do you drink ice, it has to melt, then it isn't frozen?Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
Okay, my turn.
1. I had a party to celebrate my five-thousandth day living on the 10th of September, 2009.
2. I started crying when I though I was getting kidnapped by a clown on stilts, and have been scared of them since.
3. I have never successfully completed a French manicure.
I'm going to say #1. I don't think the math adds up correctly.
You are correct. The numbers do add up, but I didn't get to have a party. I wanted one... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Basil
1. I was once arrested for assault and battery, but the charges were eventually thrown out.
2. I was robbed at gunpoint once in the middle of the day.
3. One time in a club, lead singer of R.E.M. Michael Stipe gave me a very odd look which was probably due to the fact I was dressed as a ballerina at the time.
3. One time in a club, lead singer of R.E.M. Michael Stipe gave me a very odd look which was probably due to the fact I was dressed as a ballerina at the time.
They are all so possible though. I mean, who wouldn't go dressed as a ballerina? I would.
Hmm... I'll say 1.
Damn it I'll take two, though I believe it's one.
Nope, it's two. Your turn, Dan.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielBenoit
Btw, the assault charge came from a disgruntled fellow who wanted to wreak havoc in my life. He started a fight with me, and then, unhappy with the results of the contest, decided to get the courts involved (where he was handed yet another, even more humiliating defeat). And the Michael Stipe encounter was the weekend before Halloween. I kinda stood out because almost nobody else was in costume. :willy_nilly:
I feel as though I may have shocked this thread into a state of dormancy.
Not really. I thought it would be one of those oddly true things and believed it for some reason, so I didn't choose it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Basil
We're waiting on DB for his truths and lies.
I appreciate your reassurance. :)
Surely you are used to it by now... Since that is the usual effect your posts create...Quote:
Originally Posted by Basil
:p
Oh, I kind of forgot, sorry.
1. I have read the complete works of Shakespeare
2. I own the complete works of Beethoven
3. I have listened to the complete works of Public Enemy
Number one is the lie.
number two, unless you mean the complete KNOWN works of beethoven in which case I don't know.
#3. You've never listened to Yo! Bum Rush the Show. I can tell.
We can't all be as popular as you, Scher. :nonod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Hehe, The Comedian wins. Believe it or not, but despite the fact that I find pretty much all contemporary mainstream rap to be misogynistic pornography, I have a great appretiation for the classics and the immortals such as 2Pac and Public Enemy, those men who actually wrote about something meaningful and real and powerful. "Fight the Power" is in my humble opinion the best song of the 80's and provides Do the Right Thing with one of the greatest openings in movie history.
Sadly, I have not read the complete works of Shakespeare, but am pretty damn close. And I do in fact own the complete known works of Beethoven, a possession I rejoice in.
hahaha, I just posted that in the rate the song thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielBenoit
Yay! When I read your list, all I could think about was this: "Timon of Athens, really? I think not!"Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielBenoit
Okay, here's mine -- two are true, and one is a lie. The theme is "things I've never done".
1. I've never left the U.S.A.
2. I've never sent a text-message.
3. I've never read Jane Eyre.
I would have guessed no. 1 but i'm, sure i read somewhere you have been outside the USA so i'm going with no.2. you seem like the kind of guy who likes conversation and text messages are very impersonal.
1. I've never left the U.S.A.
Wild guess.
I think that you might have read Jane Eyre in college, but since that's the only option left I'll pick that one.
(Honestly though, I think that the wrong answer is #2)
Heathcliff is the super sleuth. Number one, that I have never left the US, is a lie. I've been to a bunch of other countries. True is that I've never read Jane Eyre, been meaning to though. Also true is that I've never sent a text message.
Lie to us Heathcliff!
Hehe. Okay then. I've never left Australia so I just thought maybe you wouldn't have left the US.
1. I believe that all chairs should come with instructions on how to use them.
2. I failed writing the letter 'j' in grade prep and the use of exclamation marks in grade one, and I've never failed anything else.
3. I used to have, and still sort of do, have this weird habit where if I do something with the left side of my body I'd have to do the same with my right, things like scratching my leg or putting a seatbelt on.
Haha. Bonus points if you can guess why I'm lying.
I'm going to say #3.
#1 = Because you keep falling off the chairs?
I think it was #2... you failed at writing the letter "k."
Yea, you win.Quote:
Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
I told you that? It was the letter "k", yea.
Holy crap, I got it right?!?
Alright, this theme will be "pets and how they died."
1. My mom had a spider monkey when she was a kid that used to perch on the fine china cabinent and throw apples at people. It electrocuted itself by chewing on the tv cord.
2. I had a bird when I was five that flew out of the window in the middle of winter and froze to a telephone wire in the ally behind our house. He was up there for three days until the ravens got him.
3. I had an albino cornsnake when I was seventeen that slithered itself under the dryer and was dehydrated to death. It creeped me out when he went missing, I had to check my shoes every morning before school to make sure that he didn't coil up in them during the night.
2. I had a bird when I was five that flew out of the window in the middle of winter and froze to a telephone wire in the ally behind our house. He was up there for three days until the ravens got him.
Wild guess, it is all so unbelievable. Although I'm hoping on the fact that you weren't five and you were six, or something like that.
Well, lemme think.
1. is plausible, since animals tend to chew on electric cords
2. Is feasible, birds will fly towards any opening to escape
I think 3 is the most likely. Snakes are cold-blooded and under the dryer is a warm spot:thumbsup: