everyone, stunned that pen didn't come up with a witty and creative poem to kill paws with, kills themselves because they think the world is going to end. pen kills himself because he is the only person left on earth.
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everyone, stunned that pen didn't come up with a witty and creative poem to kill paws with, kills themselves because they think the world is going to end. pen kills himself because he is the only person left on earth.
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weeping's name is pretty clear of how he dies... he weeped himself to death.
Shurttugal tied as she was trampled by a thousand fangirls who thought she was Billy Gilman's girlfriend :)
baki was one of those many fangirls and when billy found this out he was so bitterly mad that he did exactly what he new would kill her... he asked her out (hating himself truely, but it was the only way to get back on her) baki was so excited she died!
Shurtugal was murdered by bakiryu's jealous ninjas who were angered by her dating Billy. (how old is he anyway, he looks younger than i'm.)
Baki was cooking her favorite ramen one fine evening, when all of a sudden ... there was an explosion. She didn't put water in the pot to boil the noodles, and they tried to cook dry in the pot on the very hot stove, but it was not the right equation and booooom went the lid and hit our Baki on the head.... she has not moved since. :alien:
[silent, Pen has written several absolute gems in the way of killing me off, I have to say, lovin' it!!] :lol:
kiz paws annoyed one of the most dangerous people in the world. i bet you think it's gonna be X, but alas, X needs a break, so he's calling in Father Time, who ages kiz so much that she becomes 1,000 years old in one second.
[I know he has, kiz, but the fact that he didn't write one to kill the person off is kinda scaring me, i'm in my bomb shelter with enough of everything to last me ten years, because of this]
Ha Ha, Silent!
Alrighty then -- Silent x has tried to conceal the fact that he is very ticklish, but in a moment of crazy inspiration, Kiz_paws has figured it out and took a large feather and had several of our strong LitNetters hold Silent down and began an agonizing death of tickling his feet. He laughed all the way cross the River Styx and then some.....
but, father time, being X's very good friend, decided to go back in time and switch X with Kiz during the tickle torture, she was then thrown out of hell for laughing to much, thrown into a worm hole that looped so she was stuck in a race track of a wormhole, until she starved and ran out of breath and died
X was so busy nefariously plotting kiz death that he forgot that father time usually charged a price, even to his closest friends and when he left X found he had aged a 100 years, had a heart attack and died. His followers inherited all his money tough.
Baki was killed by one of those jealous ninjas... he/she got too worried about Baki hanging out with other people, went crazy, and killed her.
weepingforloman was wandering around in the San Diego zoo .. actually he was on the train ride 'round the park. But anyhow, much to everyone's shock and dismay, one of the giraffe's (Ivan, the largest one in the world) went crazy and chased the train. The conductor got worried about the animal being injured and stopped the train. Sadly, before anyone could figure out what all the fuss was about, a certain forloman lay on the pavement, flattened completely. A two dimensional person, headed for the fourth dimension.... It was said that the first laugh ever to be heard from a giraffe was heard that day... but then, it might have been the wind...
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Originally Posted by Bakiryu
concerning that he's 19!!!!!!!!! yeah, he doesn't really look it, but he's still my favorite singer.:blush: (sorry for going girly everyone else... but i do want to make it clear that i DO NOT have a crush on him, though it would be nice to get to know him)
paws was trotting down the lane, when all of a sudden a giant dog jumped out in front of her... she ran madly away from it screaming that it was going to kill her. but the dog didn't evan notice her and turned around. well paws never noticed this and kept on running. as she running she never saw a giant ditch i front of her... she fell down and plunged to her death.
Shurtugal farted loudly in front of Billy, and died of embarassment. It's a shame, really.
Weepingforloman did NOT die so far as is known but having gone in search of God, he was never seen again.
And as an alternative to the site he proposes consider checking this out as well: atheism.about.com/mpboards.htm
Prince, whilst in the library, was catching up on his daily dose of Dostoevsky, and what do you suppose! They closed the library for renovations! Our poor Prince got very hungry, what with being surrounded by all those books ... Anyhow, he succumbed to a death of having not been fed for days as a result of this thirst for our Russian genius...
How, exactly, could I search for God? Mentally/spiritually, I have already found Him. Physically? He is incorporeal.Quote:
Originally Posted by PrinceMyshkin
The Artist Formerly Known As Myshkin was executed for lack of logic:) .
Weepingforloman was killed as a punishment for not killing kiz_paws, when it was her turn to die :lol:
Annamariah died when a group of magical ogres kidnapped her on her travels and ate her with mango chutney. Yum!
Poor me, I'm allergic to mango :(
Bakiryu sat so many hours in front of her computer that she finally became a computer program herself. Too bad she got a computer virus from Internet and died.
Anna, in a moment of silliness, turned her music up so loud that the roof exploded above her and she was crushed to dust instantly...
Kiz_Paz tried to join an average bear family but they ate her for not being average!
Baki was eaten by the bears too for they couldn't resist a faerie like that. They thought her "Royalty"
And toni survived it? :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by the silent x
toni died when she and baki got in a fight on who had better writing... baki got so mad at her that she killed toni. so poor toni never got to know who had the best writing.
Toni, Shurtugal and Baki were all on the ferris wheel at the fair, and oh no!! The ferris wheel dislocated, and went cart-wheeling all across the field, killing many including our three LitNetters..... What a shame indeed.... R.I.P. girls!
But Bakiryu was never on since she thinks ferris wheels are boring and a Baki-impersonator (known only as K.P) was killed instead http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ticons/3-2.gif
baki's eyes rotted away from watching to much japanese comics, the rotting continued to her brain where she then died a slow painful death
In one of those assasin missions, X's head was squeezed violently between the thighs of this gangsta who had a body of a professional sumo wrestler. X died of suffocation as the "sumo" gangsta squashed his ginormous bottom futher on the assassin's body.. Ah.. one of those failed missions..
Farewell X, may the cries of anguish of those you have killed on this thread cradle thee to thy grave...:p
Hey! There's no such thing as too much japanese (or american) anime! :flare:Quote:
Originally Posted by the silent x
Toni and X decided to engage in a fight to the death to prove which was better, sadly they killed each other to the despair of many litnetters :bawling:
bakiryu was sitting at her computer, reading a message in an online forum, completely unware that a meteor was hurtling through the earths atmosphere, and (oh noes!) it was heading directly toward her head! then bakiryu got thirsty from typing so much, so she went to get a drink. before she could turn on the spigot, however, she passed out from exhaustion and slept through the rest of the night on the floor while the window was open. a draft came in, and she caught a terrible cold the following day. she died from a freak food poisoning accident that very day at a Panera Bread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakiryu
sir wiston wrote and wrote and wrote until he wasted away into thin brittle bones which the wind blew away as pretty, sparkly ivory dust.
Driving home from a visit to the local farmer's market (in what turned out to be a vain attempt at finding rare manga :-P) Bakiyru rolled down the window, enjoying the beautiful summer day. A curious sparkly dust wafted into the car, and gave bakiryu trouble breathing. She coughed and hacked until it made its way out of the car. Scientific Analysis concluded that the mysterious dust was in fact ivory. Twenty years later Bakiyru died from lung cancer.
Unfortunately for Winston, that little hamster is not holding a cherry, but a cherry BOMB. While hugging the creature, the hapless knight was blown to pieces, being a very fragile sort for a knight. Why do the good die young?
weepingforloman, in his ever thirsty quest for a good football game, got cozy on the couch, complete with all his snacks and soda beverages. He turned on the television, but when he tried to use the remote control, it was actually a detonator and he blew himself, the tv, and the entire county up into a huge mushroom cloud, last seen floating to the ring of Saturn... So sad, it was a wonderful game, too, I heard...
The grizzly bears thought that Kiz is so cute and they fought over on who's going to marry her... The ugliest, the most obnoxious grizzly won (like duh,) and took her to marry him. Too bad, the grizzly was too hungry he ate her alive! Organs and everything!!! We're going to miss you, Kiz...
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alright, I'm the lamest murderer here in LitNet....
The Artist Passes
Reccura made a deal much like the one made by Dorian Grey,
She could paint her own portrait and hang it up, out of sight.
And then every year that passed by that portrait would age—
While Reccura remained young and lovely, with eyes so bright!
But a certain Green-Eyed Monster rose and took her two sisters,
The Flower and The Warrior grew ever greener with envy;
They could not bear to see her, but if she was gone, how they missed her—
So they hatched up a plan to take from her her beauty.
The Flower spoke for the two as her lips can drip with honey,
Beguiling the younger woman and leading her into their trap.
Then The Warrior struck with the best blade to be had for love or money,
With a fury never before felt in her heart, now full of wrath.
But Reccura’s painting deal with the devil had made her an immortal:
Safe against her sister’s wiles, she smiled at her portrait: OH, HORRORS!
Pendragon
© 7/20/07
May I interrupt this thread to applaud Pen for this gem of gems.... Bravo!!
** STANDING OVATION **
OK, carry on....
kizpaws (actually a mermaid) was swimming in her wonderful ocean when a shark came along and ate her in one glup!
I will not grow up
Oh no, not me
said a certain little person
known as our sweet Shurtzie
but alas the years
came by
as they do
finding Shurtzie
more tried than true
Her book was finally published
her name was known to all
despite her cool demeanor
she took a real bad fall
RIP my dear Shurtzie