In the same way that I'm not European....yet.
Why do we talk about Tex/Mex foods, when there's a dirty great barrier between the two?
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In the same way that I'm not European....yet.
Why do we talk about Tex/Mex foods, when there's a dirty great barrier between the two?
In order to frustrate those in the know
Why do the Scholarly Males affect what is call "academically long hair"?
To hide the fact that, on top, they are going bald.
that's a point though, why do men go bald, and women don't ?
Because men have beard and women don't have.
Why do women use make up?
Because when they make down it's simply hopeless
Why do we cut down trees and pull up grass and wildflowers to build buildings then put trees or flower pots around them, sometimes in them?
Florist's need to make a living too, you know.
Why do people say "pinch me, I'm dreaming", if the dream was that good wouldn't you want it to continue?
Because if they said "shoot me" and someone did, it could get ugly fast.
Why are flying saucers not accompanied by cups or tea pots?
they are. My wife makes no distinction
why does sitting in the same position make your feet go numb?
Your butt needs the sympathy.
Why do wolves have such a bad rep?
It's mostly the bad breath, but a lack of communication skills doesn't help.. Also, they're rubbish at flower-arranging.
They also are capable of really baad rap, man!
Why why why, Delilah?
Because, because, because Samson!
Why do people buy "books" on tape?
Because of the green green grass of home, and the valley was also green.
Back to Unidentified Flying Objects - once you'e identified it as such, what should you call it?
Because the book is propping up the table leg.
Why isn't blancmange always white?