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Aye, and even worse, moderators that can reconfigurate limericks. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
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Originally Posted by andrewoberg
" That is the question " ...... " Whether it be nobler in the mind "..... I personally prefer, or do I ? In times of indecision and moral uncertainty one should always defer to Soundo. Anyway why should it be an and or or? It is our manly duty on the Blokes Thread to give a definite opinion, here is mine. BOTH. :)
Like this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Once there was an old man called Jocky,
Who did not know he was so lucky.
“With all the possibilities that run ahead,”
The Moderator smiled to him as she said:
“Take heed and don’t be so vainly plucky.”
:p
Warning noted, however it has to be pointed out the third line does not scan. Mind you it can always be changed, anything's possible on this thread. As to the " old man " slur, remember your own words. Goodnight from the " aged person ". ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
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No, Steffi is not a bone crusher like Raquel...what does she do anyway; besides break the heels off her shoes...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:ack2: I just am afraid of worms in any capacity; I could never watch star trek after that one movie where the fellow gets a worm in his ear...
Well, she did sing...It looks like her mouth is frozen now; maybe it was botox. Iliked her moms voice better; but I think Liza may have been a nicer person.
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Thank you, Jocky, for that vote of confidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I think you're in your prime, by the way, and so does Mrs. Jocky:smilewinkgrin:
Talking about strong thighs, Congratulations to the lovely Serena on her 4th Wimbledon title. Not everyone's choice of pin-up from the womens game, but no one can hit balls harder.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
So what kind of girls do you choose, Andy, amongst all those Japanese flowers?Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
Oh my yes, I would not want to be a fly on Serenas walls...slam...Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Didn't one of those twins do modeling several years ago?
Yes, women's tennis has a habit of throwing out the ugly and the beautiful as champions. On the sweet side, Steffi Graf, Chris Evert, all those Russian sheilas with unpronouncable names...Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
And on the other, the Williams sisters, BJK, Yvonne Goolagong... and that Froggie bloke/cross-dresser, Mauresmo.
Nasty.
Despite my being unable to tell them apart after the 200 majors they've won, they're only Irish Twins.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
What did she model?
AK47s? Unarmed combat lessons?
@The Atheist--lol!
@Sound of Music--you've probably noticed that when it comes to Japanese women the question I put to everyone earlier is a largely moot one!
Is it true that in Japan as well as padded bras, there are also padded knickers, to give a little more shape to the Gluteus Maximus.
I was going to segue that into men, but it might be too close to the line...
(or well over!)
:D
Some of us don't need our Gluteus Maximus adding to - although, being male, that might be a bit....well....I mean... When you get to the bottom of the hole, stop digging!
Well, I don't think Steffi looks happy with Agassi, he just keeps her busy with babies and fundraising...she'll figure it out one day...decide she wants a man at least as tall as she is...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Do you have an extra room for her, Atheist?
Is Mauresmo really a He/She...I notice they don't have her doing any underwear modeling.
You're right about the Williams sisters...the papers always make them out as twins. I think they tried to put their own line of clothing out, supposedly directed to, what they said, was the afro-american figure and larger women...I think other designers took over with better looking, less athletic models.
I don't know Andy, I've noticed that, at least over here, Japanese women tend to blossom...I don't know, it may be the south florida sun...Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewoberg
I've never seen a Japanese man at a health spa or on the beach...Andy, do you go to those baths?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
They actually have padding over here for mens and womens pecs and gluts; I've seen a few people wearing the glut ones...it always reminds me of a toddler with a moist diaper..Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
And they say that the codpiece is a thing of the past!!!!
Hell yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Tall, I can do as well!
She's female alright, but an avowed lesbian, which either is or isn't a good sales pitch, I imagine.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:puke:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I've caught plenty of cod in my time, but I can never figure what piece to use?Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton